The Official Suarez "our ****" Thread (closing this thread at noon so get commenting)

What do you call a footballer with a good memory??

Suarezbytes

 

7 straight red cards so far in Brazil.

Suarez didn't even get a yellow

 

Boooooo Boooooo

 

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He really doesnt help himself does he, and he must be pushing the patience of everybody associated with your club to the limit.

It's a bit like dating a model, who is perfect in every way, except she has this annoying habit of f****** your work colleagues whenever your back is turned. Every time she does it, she apologises, bursts to tears and promises it won't happen again. And every time you forgive her, and she changes for a bit, then does it again.

There comes a point when self respect kicks in, and you have to do what is right for you and say that no matter how hot and funny and easy to get on with she is, she will continuously humiliate and embarrass you and put you in a hideous position until you have to do the unthinkable.

Stupid analogy aside, I really feel for you guys here. No club could ever be criticised for standing by a player as good as Suarez. And I daresay the club will continue to stand by him (in public at least) if nothing else to keep transfer fees as high as possible. And there is no doubt that if he does stay with you he will have another incredible season next year, so you couldnt be blamed for sticking by him still.

Do you think he gets one more chance? Or has she gone down on the guy from the finance office one time too many?

 

If I'm dating a model and she's giving me pleasure week in week out, I can live with her ****ing someone else once a year

 

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Play off the defenfer's shoulder they said,
But onfield he noted he hadn't been fed,
He siddled to their Three,
And instead of his Tea,
HE chomped on his shoulder instead.

That's 3! I'm loving these ****ty Limericks.

 

we got him to help us get cl and he did a great job, we'll see next season but we coped quite well without him last 10 game ban actually.


look, nothing hurts the club's rep more than playing ****e football

 

I know you don't want to read through the posts already posted here.

But most of us have said, we'd be happy to sell if the price was right. So if the rumoured Barca offer of £50mil + Sanchez or the big price was met (the £70-80mil) most of us wouldn't be too worried if he left.

However most also say that we shouldn't be settling and getting rid just because at a cut price fee. So if we can't get the right price then we'd have him playing when the ban comes to an end. He's a world class player and we be mad not to play him if he were to stay, mad to accept a lower fee and financially suicidal to just sack him.

 

I've just downloaded a video about Suarez's career.It was three mega bytes

 

You guys gave it a try at least but.


Boooooo Boooooo

 

Actually that's not bad I like it

 

Sure they weren't Terra (Terror) Bytes?

 

I must admit to stealing it from Twitter

 

Fixed, anyone that doesn't get it has had a lobotomy, they wouldn't even notice you made a joke


Good too partial credit cos you thieved the majority of it Standing on the shoulders of giants eh, or in this case goonercymraeg

 

All comedians steal jokes, the good ones steal good jokes

 

Is stealing a joke as bad as stealing water ?

 

Its worse than biting

 

I've reported you to the admins for bullying me so piss off

 

Typical old ****er complaining