Banana's Beard Emporium - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Not a Barry White fan?

 

Apparently not!

 

My mate and this girl he met clubbing started ****ing I was in the same room as him. Drunk as hell and tired (as it was about 10am after doing a all nighter) I started throwing chocolate bars at they until them stopped.

 

Chocolate can always distract me from sex as well...no competition.

 

Apparently Bolton's Reebok Stadium is being sponsered by Pataks next season.

 

Nadal needs a big spade because he's got a huge hole to dig himself out of. 6-4 4-2 down.

 

I once worked a ski season in Tignes - shared a room with this guy and our beds were separated by a curtain.

Ski season.

Curtain.

Let's just say there were interesting noises and varied views on most nights of the week.

 

Barry White

 

As I've mentioned before, my two closest friends are a couple, and the girl is quite the exhibitionist. She's not shy about the videos on her laptop.

 

He's found that spade it seems.

 

So Joe you going to Riga?

 

Haven't booked anything but it's being discussed with some mates.

 

Very cheap alcohol. Don't eat at the hotels as their star ratings are **** compared to ours. Their 5 rated is the same as our 2or 3 and as I said they try and mug English ppl off. Great clubs etc tho so I would recommend.
Bulgaria is also a good cheap clubbing holiday.

 

http://t.co/xlMSi3YE5i

 

Nadal takes second set 8-6 on tie-break.

 

Boooo.

 

Rosol double faulted on set point.

 

Didn't know where to put this. Picked this up from a visit to Google recently - it seems that Google supports Saints, which is nice. (provided me trying to attach actually works!)

 

Don't be mean to Rafa, he's a lovely guy

 

Haven't a sporting bone in my body...I want any player between Andy and the title to lose or get beri beri.