Unfortunately from the beginning of next week the NCFC not606 board will be operating on a guest list basis, initially included on the guest list will be JWM and Hampy only. All other ITFC posters wishing to use our board will have to formally submit an application to beefforhire. This step has been taken due to increased traffic on the board from our new friends in The Premier League, Championship fans will understandably have to que. If your name isn't down, you're not coming in.
Can I come? I lived in Norwich for a while with more success with the opposite sex than usual: art student flatmates that walked about in towels and let me trim their bikini lines; girls constantly telling me how nice it was to meet a proper bloke as there “are no decent men in Norwich”… Just goes to confirm the obvious that Norwich fans are sad, spotty nerds; that Norwich colours really are effeminate; that Norwich footballers cannot possibly have any self-respect representing you dweebs and dressing up like camp children’s TV presenters; that you hide behind your girly wimp image and stupid, embarrassing “on the ball tally ho it jolly well appears we’ve scored a goal chaps” song to disguise your current penchant for cheating, and so on. So, I’d like to join in for all the available women, if you don’t mind.
Sort of defeats the purpose of the 606 forum dont you think . At least now all the posts will be pro canary . If we all done this there wouldnt be a lot of point . Would there
Not going to lose much sleep over it me thinks. Never visited, never will.... have our own board ta muchly. Will the banning of "fat chicks" result in excluding at least 50% of your local population though? Whatever next, banning digitally challenged people?
Thats it! Theres no way I'm letting in a bloke as angry as you Jonah. Go and have a cold shower and a cup of tea. Just stop the anger sunshine.
What if I spouted lots of zits; attended Star Trek conventions; learnt a bit of Clingon; started to appreciated football teams that played in reeeeeaaaaly gay colours; started hiding behind my dweeb image to excuse diving, handballing, climbing all over opponents – then somehow managing to repeatedly get clown officials to overlook all these things… Would I be allowed in then? I’d even start to pretend beating Bayern once in the 1990s trumped anything any other club had ever achieved. Surely worth a shot at your women?
By the way, CanaryFootball, it’s “queue”, not “que”, my semi-literate friend. Do you haunt our boards for its educational value, by any chance? Does it increase your employment prospects? I fear my hourly rate would be beyond your reach. You’d have to sell your entire Star Wars collectables just for an hour.
Starting to get worried JWM... all these compliments from the budgies... I can feel the love!! Are you on the turn?
So you want an exclusive little board for you and your new premier league bum chums but want to limit input from your closest rivals. Should we then follow suit and ban your lot from our board because it seems like half of them spend a lot of their time here. How about you take on another moderator and deal with your increased traffic. I'm sure you are very busy because if this board is anything to go by then all premier league boards must be inundated with your lot and their worthless wum attempts. <middle finger>
Jonah, at the top of the page click on "Forum Actions" and select "Edit Profile". From there you will see change avatar option on the left hand side of the screen. The image has to be relatively small though.
