Hover Cars Have Arrived

http://hereisthecity.com/en-gb/2014/06/24/israel-to-get-worlds-first-hover-cars/


'mon the hoverboards next!

 

It's a ****ing upside down Monorail.

Less futuristic and more The Simpsons 20 years ago.

 

Stop spoiling it ya ****.

 

Tel Aviv is going to look like that Epcot Centre "World of Tomorrow" exhibit.

Makes a tramline in Edinburgh seem positively sane.

 

Still huvnae been on a tram. See loads of ****s have been getting caught fare dodging. Who'd a thunk it.

 

They can't even get the air conditioning to work on the trams in ****sville.

****in' useless ****s.

 

Tight fisted pretendy Englishers, sounds about right.

 

Aye, never paid once for the trams in Frankfurt. Nae ****er was checking tickets so you're no going to buy one.

 

Monorail?

 

I hear those things are awfully loud?

 

It glides as softly as a cloud

 

fuxake what we they think of next, a lawn mower that hovers.

 

Good try Jip but Gas ruined it.

 

Same in Amsterdam. Put your ticket against the machine when you get on and off. Some stupid yank got on at the back, after 2 stops realised he never had a ticket, so went to the driver to buy one. The driver laughed at him and said nobody ever buys tickets (still took the 5 euros off the guy).

 

Good to know, I'm away there in October.

I've only ever done day trips before when travelling to/from Den Helder to go offshore.

 

There's ****loads to do! The sex museum on the damrak was an eye opener. You would love it, they have 7 foot penises First thing you see when you get in is a mannequin getting ****ed off by another mannequin.

Went to the Gunther Von Hagens body worlds exhibit as well. The creepy **** had 2 dead bodies shagging.

 

The pictures from the 1800's got me in that kind of mood too....but unfortunately I was there with my new wife. The best room was the one about fetishes, bondage etc. I particularly liked the photos of wimmin pishing on wimmin.

 

Buffalo Girls ..... Lets go, lets go double douche