The Official Suarez "our ****" Thread (closing this thread at noon so get commenting)

Somehow I bet you zingy could turn that into a porn scene

 

I know, Defoe reacted to a bad tackle from behind, both players were booked for their actions and Defoe never did it again. This is why i aske for context, it was a reaction to a foul, not a pre-meditated assault.

 

Not taking that bet, i am skint enough as it is

 

A trick Wayne learned from granny self defence, grab the neck and dig in your nails girl

please log in to view this image

#vileantics

 

Defore gets booked Suarez gets 10 games. No matter how you try water it down, which you are, by saying the number of times by Luis and Defoe got booked and never did it again, you are way off the mark, had Suarez not done it first time round, 8 games is what he would have got from the FA, they added two to the dutch ban to make it 10

Do you really think he would have got off with it had it been his first time biting? Really? If yes, I have nothing more to say to you really

I shouldnt really have to say I am not defending him, I am obviously slating the FA here.

 

Duncan Ferguson got jailed for a spontaneous headbutt during a game in Scotland, Roy Keane gets a fine and ban for a premeditated assault on Haarland.

Football is and always has been full of unequal punishments.

 

Keane should have been arrested on the spot. That and Thatcher on Mendez the worst I have seen ever. 2 cases of GBH

Thatcher got what 13 games banned but only 6 or 8 by the FA. The rest by his club

 

Cantona was even more hilarious, 100 hours community hours for assaulting a spectator for giving him verbals, players get the bollox ripped out of them by opposition fans every week....ask Suarez.

 

Defoe Diego
Crawls over and bites him, right in front of the ref. Yellow card thank you very much "Mascerano hs made the most of it" they say, now, they talk about his (suarez) wife n everything on the box as if she even needs to be brought into it, Dixon is a twat.
[video=youtube;JzXBSvngRR0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzXBSvngRR0&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

#2rulebooks.

 

Vinny jones grabbing balls, that was many, no wait, gay, no manly, gay, manly.. which is it? Gay, yes that's it.

 

Are you really suggesting that Suarez planned it in advance, then?

 

Gazza's balls ended up in his throat.

 

Right shut the f up. Nobody gives a crap about fairness

Fairness doesn't come into any of this

Lfc fans would sigh in relief and laugh if the guy got a crappy little sentence.

Equally other fans would laugh if he got a 12 month global ban

Who the f gives a damn whether Defoe got this or jones got that and so forth

I don't..... You're all just butting heads pointlessly as FIFA will do what they do and the butting of head will move on to the wrongness or rightness of the sentence depending which side of the pissing contest you resid

 

Abusive language!
Someone call a mod!

 

The media are loving this aren't they! I have to say this one made me laugh.

http://www.newstatesman.com/future-...-be-bitten-luiz-suarez-1-2000-shark-1-3700000

 

The Mirror's live blog on the subject is just an excuse for Suarez jokes.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2014/luis-suarez-bite-live-updates-3759611

 

[video=youtube;WxU-cQvmi-k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxU-cQvmi-k&feature=kp[/video]

 

Bit different this Page, Keane could not have been thought of as premeditated until he admitted he had planned to "get him one day" in his book. At the time it just looked like a really bad tackle.

 

Yes, he was not reacting to a tackle, he was not trying to win the ball. He was trying to provoke a reaction from the defender in an attempt to win a desperate penalty (the same as he tried with Ivanovich). This is why his bites happen in the box when his team need a goal.

 

I forgot the police couldn't punish someone if the referee has seen it.