Yep, we'll be the full-timers to your part-timers, to use UIR's description. Not being in other comps definitely helped us, so it'll help Man Utd, too. If you sign Robben, and some defenders, I'd tip you for the title.
Adam Crafton ‏@AdamCrafton_ 9m Ander Herrera on his way to Carrington with #mufc security firm. Arrived on Virgin train into Stockport half an hour ago. See @MailSport Adam Crafton ‏@AdamCrafton_ 6m Was collected by CES (#mufc employed security firm) and deal should be concluded this afternoon. Details on @MailSport
Do these type of tweets remind anyone of Alan Partridge saying 'I've just heard that Roger Moore has passed Chiswick roundabout' in KMKY? Ahaaaaaaaaa! No? Probably just me, then.
So are you admitting that Liverpool are better and bigger This will be a good signing. Also heard that you might be trying to tempt Khedira too.
Surely you'll be signing one of their supposed named players Will be very surprised if you sign De Jong though.
So the good news is that Herrera has paid his €36m buyout to the Spanish league. Bad news is that there's technical problems with the documentation which the league are studying. If everything goes well he'll be presented on Friday.