Banana's Beard Emporium - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Oh it's fine personally in that sense - not a close friend. Of course it's terribly sad generally though - it just really kicks you in the mortality nuts (particularly with his age) and makes me think if I could cope losing a son and a partner within 3 days.

Mind you, I guess similar happens in car crashes etc the whole time.

 

Get in. And I'm guessing you have her number!

 

I win, I'm working 12 hours and getting paid for 7. Wait, something's not right there.

 

North Korea have no sense of humour!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-28014069

 

Murray cruising in his second round match. Just broken his opponent in the 1st game of the third set. He took the first two sets 6-1.

 

Murray going through the paces.

 

Murray wins in 84 minutes: 6-1 6-1 6-0

 

That's apparently Murray's most comprehensive victory at Wimbledon. You have to feel a bit sorry for Blaz Rola his opponent, but everyone has to start somewhere.

 

"Making and releasing a movie on a plot to hurt our top-level leadership is the most blatant act of terrorism and war and will absolutely not be tolerated."

That is some comedy **** right there. They're just trying to out-comedy Rogen and Franco. I wanna see the film!

 

Apparently he has just finished College, and it was his first game on grass. Wimbledon is the pinnacle, so it was always going to difficult for him.

 

North Korea is a country full of dickheads run by the biggest dickhead on the planet. If they act on their words they're going to get ****ing annihilated.

 

I do.

 

Should've corrected her saying "Err, it's Beefy, not baby".

 

Terrible to hear of things like this. Life indeed is really **** sometimes.

There was a guy when I was at school, who just dropped down dead in the canteen one day. I believe it was a heart attack or something heart related. If there was anyone in the school for it to happen to you wouldn't have thought it'd be him, he was pretty much the fittest guy in the school, cross country champion etc. Absolute madness.

 

Jesus this is shocking.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-28016281

What scum rapes a 90 year old?

 

What scum rapes at all?

This really is disgusting though, and so depressing to know that things like this happen. Quick, someone post some overly nice things to show us the good and heartwarming things in life.

 

Will this do...puppy teaches baby how to crawl.

https://uk.screen.yahoo.com/video/playlist/dogs-and-puppys/dog-shows-baby-crawl-004706509.html?vp=1

 

Or perhaps stand off with seriously frightening owl.

https://uk.screen.yahoo.com/video/playlist/funny-animals/man-hilarious-stand-off-owl-004206164.html

 

It did get annoying a bit.

 

**** needs to get his cock and balls cut off.