The Official Suarez "our ****" Thread (closing this thread at noon so get commenting)

Then how the **** does repeatedly kicking or elbowing someone now carry the same sentence? More dangerous things are lesser offences? It's ridiculous. because biting is unpalatable it must be a harder sentence? Bollocks.

A punch doesn't carry a ban like that, even a second or third offence.

is the world gone mad.

it's like giving heftier sentences to someone who touches a boob and lesser sentences to a violent rape.

 

well... the last series was poor. i felt it shouldn't have wrapped everything up as it tried too hard

 

If he wants to eat people he shouldn't be on the pitch weather It be International or domestic footy...

He should be banned from football full stop for a good while until he realises he cant wander around biting people the problem Is he has done It now 3 times so I cant see anything other than a world ban myself?

World class player but a Gutter trash person..

 

yep photos can be made to out to look like that, you can also argue he is trying to bite Suarez

#seriouslythough

 

Yep

 

http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/news/y...dings-opened-against-luis-suarez-2384766.html

Disciplinary proceedings opened against Luis Suarez
Disciplinary proceedings opened against Luis Suarez
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FIFA can confirm that disciplinary proceedings have been opened against the player Luis Suarez of Uruguay following an apparent breach of art. 48 and/or art. 57 of the FIFA Disciplinary Code during the 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil™ match Italy-Uruguay played on 24 June 2014. The player and/or the Uruguayan FA are invited to provide with their position and any documentary evidence they deem relevant until 25 June 2014, 5pm, Brasilia time.

According to art. 77 lit. a of the FIFA Disciplinary Code (FDC), the FIFA Disciplinary Committee is responsible for sanctioning serious infringements which have escaped the match officials’ attention. Furthermore, according to art. 96 of the FDC, any type of proof may be produced (par. 1), in particular are admissible, reports from referees, declarations from the parties and witnesses, material evidence, audio or video recordings (par. 3).


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Yeah that last season was a bit iffy. never should have been cancelled though.

marlow was one ruthless ****er. Bet you had a thing for snoop

 

Yep. He's screwed!

 

wrong seeing our record in first 5 games was quite tasty (pun intended)

again and for last time.. nobody is defending suarez its all just banter cos nobody is going to bother hold a drawer statement to make every passer by feel righteous. the condemnation was done already. you missed it. its all just bantering.

so far today:

a) established there are far more violent players out there

b) wums hope for world and galaxy ban

c) bbc fears rape is next

d) coverage in england is far worse than coverage anywhere else and it seems to be a minor story only heading daily wordl cup news elsewhere.

e) any pics of suarez with mouth open = a bite is happening

 

Lets see what the idiot has brought upon himself.

#theresnohelpingthiscunt

 

how the **** am i jumping to his defence, all i have asked is why should the club be punished for something he done on int duty.

and if so doesn't that bring the problems of not allowing players to go in case they cock up and the club pay the consequences as well.

 

Crazy.

Agree that it's a handy angle and we're reading stuff into it but on the flip side after last night it's a pretty damning picture. He must operate kind of like a big age hunter tracking certain specimens having a series of skirmishes, maybe grazing the target with a shot several times in several different seasons, until he can finally, fatefully go in for the kill.

 

Robert f colesbury died in 2004 during season 3 ... he was the director or writer or something important anyway and you can tell the difference with a new guy in.

 

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was snoop a girl really. we found out eventually but it was istill weird.

i felt that it had run its course but would have perferred it to have ended with a gun batlle per end of season 4 than the whole serial killer angle. i felt that marlow went down badly and there was a better story in it

 

A shame, and for the show too, he had talent. I watched 13 episodes of that straight.
#addicted

 

Found that funny.

Seriously though, I think the main reason why people are so outraged by this is because biting isnt considered.......manly....for lack of a better word.
In sport you will always get fists, knees, etc, but headbutts, spitting and biting are considered disgusting and are even illegal in UFC.

Its just the global pre conception of certain acts, and biting is considered vile.
You could argue its merits against more violent acts like elbowing someone in the face and whatnot, and I wouldnt necessarily disagree. But its just that biting is considered inhumane and animalistic by a large portion of society.

Would I rather be bit than headbutt? Hell yes! But biting is taboo and they will come down on him.

Lastly..........
3 times Luis!! Come the **** on man!! Come on! Just quit it you silly gimp!

 

Hash his embarrassed for you sisu.

Breaking news, sponsors looking to drop suarez.

 

Yeah Marlow's end should have been bloody, not walking off into the sunset.

 

Wire discussion. Go away child, no one is listening to you.