The Official Suarez "our ****" Thread (closing this thread at noon so get commenting)

I knew you'd know Jim.

 

Or Aguero's double stamp on Luiz's upturned buttocks, which I suppose wasn't proto-sexual enough to excite the monkeys into hurling angry feces like Luis's bites apparently are.

 

True, another reason he can't leave Liverpool. If this is what he's like only a month away from BR imagine what he be doing if it was longer. He'd be eating whole villages full of people, breathing fire and flying high above terrorizing the countryside

But in all seriousness, don't see why we are supposed condemn or defend (not we have and I don't) more than a supporter of any other club. This is Uruguay's mess, not ours.

 

So, where's my notes?

 

Posters who say "I don't care, as it is Uruguay" are bland. Take a stance. Defend him or condemn him.

I couldn't believe the sanctimony of some LFC fans here asking for his head when he bit Ivanovic.

The only angle of reproach would be smth like "Luis boy, you know that FA are a bunch of sanctimonious tw*ts, don't provoke their suppressed sexuality with such naive gestures as you'll get banned and we cannot use your talent"

 

It's like when Northern Ireland play internationals, if you get off the pitch without getting kneecapped or car bombed then they don't really like or respect you as an opponent, if either of those happen you should feel extremely flattered.

 

Stupid thing to do, but I really can't see why such a masvive fuss is made out of a bite that didn't break the skin, it's not like he head-butted him, kicked him in the face, punch him in the face. Still, lots of previous so I think there's a chance you're gonna lose him for a few weeks again.

 

Very true, back in the day Forest fans were extremely pleasant to away fans, they'd lovingly throw any they happened to meet near the ground into the River Trent.

 

Again. This has **** all to do with LFC or the Premier League. All you haters get that into your stupid ****ing unable to keep up with the controversy skulls. Banning Suarez from the PL for an international misdemeanour is as rational as banning him from internationals for something he did in the PL. Makes no sense.

 

Nice on a warm Nottingham's late spring day. I've heard.

 

Careful with the irony Mossy. Asperger's Smug will be quoting that one as another example of how no-one on this board has condemned Suarez and are making Shankly spin in his urn, or some other such drivel.

 

They can all **** off Donga, like I said earlier its out of our hands what happens.

Seems the most outraged 'visitors' on the thread forget their own players past and present transgressions on and off the pitch.

 

Suarez and you ****ing water thieves are well suited

 

**** (in all seriousness)

 

Just had a lovely glass of Lake Vyrnwy.

 

If the irony in this comment was worth money, It would cost 40m +1pound!

 

I went there yesterday just to piss in it

 

Drinking a big Leffe at the minute. Cheers!

 

You know what? Let bygones be bygones, it could of been worse.. he could of punched someone..

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Oh ffs Ok ok, at least he isn't a racist