OT - Worse place you've been stuck...?

I once got stuck with a female, still not figured out how to escape...

 

She loves you too!

 

Its the old romantic in me she loves...

 

You planted your seed.... 3 times! No escaping now.

 

A rebound relationship when her nutter ex boyfriend turned up unexpectedly to pick his son up and im there in her bed in my birthday suite, this bloke was a big rugby player and not happy over the split. Anyway nothing happened and I was relived when he left

 

I only claim the eldest is mine, he's the only one that isn't the spitting image of me too

 

WTF has that got to do with me...???????

#allaboutgreez

 

You mean he's bald and fat too

 

I said "isn't"

 

Good point.
But then your comment makes no sense

 

it wasn't meant to

 

Reminds me of Homer Simpson getting stuck in the two vending machines or getting stuck in the water slide.

 

The worst place RHC has been stuck is in the arse!

 

The toxic gas tank vent too

 

Manchester

 

Rep

 

Oh theres much worse places than Manchester... like Salford

 

I've been close to that university but didn't know it had a giant stone vagina.... Not advertised strangely

Worst place I've been stuck.... Newark New Jersey without question

 

Once got a plastic bath toy stuck on my cock. had to have it surgically removed....could be worse