The Official Suarez "our ****" Thread (closing this thread at noon so get commenting)

I already did! It's supposed to be Milk, Sea Hoke, n' Onionsoupontoast, but it exceeded the maximum character limit!


I fill it completely!

 

True but it'd be a stretch as while it's nasty and a repeated offense it's in a football match so it'd be utterly unprecedented to fine a player for actions on international duty, for example I dunno matarazzi or zidane or I dunno the ass hats holding up we want the Falklands banners from Argentina squad

If say a French player did a quinelle is it right for France and FIFA or for example oh psg to take action

It's clear this is for FIFA and nobody else to act (IMO)

 

Not sure how to use a spoon on the knob.

 

Don't confuse the guy

 

Me too

#realmenfillboxes

 

Have you noticed how Suarez only bites white people? Is this a sign of racism?

 

So he ****s up a decent transfer fee we should recieve as he will be banned and no one will want him. We wont be able to play him and all the while he will take 200000 a week from us.

Fantastic, cheers Luis.

Pissed right off at the moment. With the effect of Englands Depression on the Liverpool players thought things could not get any worse for us this summer. But Luis you proved me wrong. Can only get worse if we now go and pay ridiculous money for an overpriced player, but that'll never happen.

 

I shortened my name too. It was "Gerrez Carrard OR Suarrol" but only ever called me Gerrez. Been shortened again now to "Greez" too

 

Considering he has previous, I'd surprised if we still had to pay him £200k per week if he was banned for us. He won't be anyway though.

 

If he's banned from playing I'm pretty sure he won't be picking up 200k a week from us.

 

The more I think about the Suarez biting incident the more I think every one is reacting to it wrong and unfairly. Compare it to the elbows, stamps and headbutts we see every week in football. Give it some thought and you will realize it is no more violent than any of those. It is just shocking because it is not a usual thing you see a person do.

I am not defending Suarez here, biting another person is wrong and he should face the consequences. But I think if people are going to react like this to this bite they should also react like this to all the elbows, stamps and headbutts. We see those every week so they set a worse example and are a much bigger issue in world football. They are also more likely to do bad damage.

Remember Wayne Rooney also has had a few stampy stampy moments in his career. The FA got top lawyers in to reduce his ban for violent conduct at Euro2012.

 

Who says we wont be able to play him? International games usually lead to international bans. This is not a drugs ban, its a match incident in a international game.

And if he were to be banned from all football, you'd assume we able to claim compensation from the Uruguay FA.

 

You won't find many opposition fans agreeing as they would mean agreeing with you but I think you're right, I said the same when he bit Ivanovic. Giving Suarez the ten game ban was like making a national announcement that a player should just punch the living **** out of another player as you get a lesser punishment for it.

 

No- it's not more violent- and less dangerous. It's just disgusting and unnatural. An elbow, stamp, headbutt, can all be moment of passion losing control for a second.

A bite- still can happen in moment of passion, losing control, but it's not something you just do... not a natural reaction- you have to consciously decide to bite someone before maneuvering into position, etc... there has to be a degree of pre-meditation involved.

Plus, there's the whole bodily fluid thing, saliva, etc. adds to the ick.

 

Didnt realise this. In that case couldnt give a ****. As long as he still can play for us or be sold for a ridiculous fee Im happy. If he is still with us, there wont be any tiredness from international games. Bonus.

The guy clearly has psychological issues and has not learnt. He is a time bomb waiting to go off everytime things get a bit tense.

 

He didn't take his shrink to Brazil

 

But why should that make the punishment any different?

I'v seen players grab opponents bollocks and give them a hard squeeze. How do you feel about that?

 

Depends who the guy is

 

He won't be sold for a ridiculous fee now! He's staying... but he didn't learn after the last ban- he's not going to learn from this one. It's probably inevitable he's going to do something stupid again at some point and get another serious ban.

Worse... what if his next stupid moment of silly passion is off the field and he gets himself arrested and locked away.

I don't think he is a bad person- evidence suggests he isn't- but he loses his cool and does inexcusable stuff. It happens on field- it could happen off field.


He is a huge liability. I wish we could sell him for a silly fee still- but we can't now- and have to hope he can control himself. Liverpool will need to invest in counseling for him.

 

Did you know his shrink and dentist are one and the same? On a more serious note, with vampires being immortal and all that and Suarez needing a friend about now. Could this be the time to sign him up to a 100 year contract?