The Official Suarez "our ****" Thread (closing this thread at noon so get commenting)

Here fishy fishy fishy

 

He really doesn't

 

Here fishy

 

mate its a full dossier, if it was sunderland i MIGHT be arsed, as its not, i cant be, i think he will get an unprecidented punishment tbh

you just cant go around biting folk

under 5's get expelled from nursery/school for it, repeat offenders

 

It's possible, and I always consider the possibility, but you never know.

It's easy to dismiss them as knobs or wums when it suits.

If it's an attempt at humour then I'll give it a out of sympathy.

 

Its funny from the regulars view because we obviously know the posters so we know whether they are pissing about or not. Trust me, no one is defending Suarez seriously

 

And rightly so, it's one of the worst things I've ever seen from a so called 'great'.

Cheers Bri, I'm off now mate

 

You came to hate Suarez and were ready for a rigorous defence of Suarez by us. Disappointing yes.

A bit like when when you get your pot noodle all hot and get your knob out and the freeview cuts out on you.

 

I reckon brb told Suarez to do it, look at the site activity.

#Conspiracy

 

Wait? You're off- you said you'd "happily apologise" if we showed proof of a Liverpool fan condemning him- and I gave you a couple of pages worth.

So you're not only a wum, someone unable to read, and someone who likes watching men pee on each other, you also tell lies?

Who'd have thought!




Oh well... good news is, now he's gone we can tell the truth...


I'm so proud of Luis... that was a really nice bite... I wish he'd bite more people and get away with it!

 

You'd think that he would get his teeth fixed with all the money he has.

 

Why?

If you were a medieval knight would you pay money to have your sword shortened?
If you were a gigolo would you pay to have your willy shortened?
If you were a blacksmith would you pay to have your hammer softened?

 

Could get fangs. If you're going to leave bite marks might as well make them interesting

 

You might be right mate. I would have thought there would be a clause in his contract that says that he should at all times act in a way to promote the interest of the club, which he hasn't done tonight.

 

Don't worry mate it's not in the dossier, but don't try to be condescending and offer your 'evidence of the law' if you can't be bothered to back it up when it comes to it.

 

That's a bit below the belt. Not literally. Not quite. Although they are some sizable gnashers!

 

Apparently he is up for the roll of Duane Dibley in the Uruguayan version of Red Dwarf.

 

Maybe there is a clause that says if he acts the **** the release clause is removed

 

If you were called Milk, Sea Hoke, n' Onions would you pay to have your name shortened?

 

Da ****? Never heard of a spoon?