The Official Suarez "our ****" Thread (closing this thread at noon so get commenting)

i meant condemned not condoned ffs

never hear the ****ing end of it now lol

 

I condone him, them CBs dish it out. Get gold fangs Luis I say.

 

Nothing there.. ****ing Italian needs to man up.

 

I heard he called Suarez's sister a whore though so ya know

 

I don't understand you! Everyone here thinks Suarez is a despicable muppet. He bites, he dives and he whores himself out to other clubs any chance he gets. No one likes him, we just appreciate that he's an amazingly talented footballer. You can admit someone is brilliant and still think they're a dick.

 

FFS do we need that argument?

 

I reckon this bite thing is media bullshit, not one direct quote anywhere

 

My signature says as much too #forsisu

 

At a quick glance there's a Sunderland supporter calling him scum, so not Liverpool, and someone calling him a silly sausage.

If 'silly sausage' is Scouse for 'harshly condemning someone' then I apologise


I'll have a look at the others now.

 

I did it earlier just for fun, it had the expected result.

 

I personally think he is a model human being. I tell my son... "boy, you see that man Luis... that's how I want you to be when you grow up. Now son, go get ready for bed, brush your teeth and then bite your sister."

 

Thank you for the time extension your honour

 

Everyone?

I don't think so.

 

Works for him TBF. I'd be fairly proud of my son being the third best player in the world earning £200k per week

 

Apologies mate, I got you wrong on this one. Our media is certainly nothing to be proud of.

 

Basic comprehension does not compute.

 

Silly sausage

 

Silly sausage is the worst insult imaginable in Liverpool. There's no going back after saying that.

 

I was going to mention your sig but figured it had been pimped out enough tonight as it is.

 

Why- are you defending him? I can't believe you're defending him. How scummy of you!