I do work all around the UK and coming from Bristol, when I start chatting to them I often see their face change, sometimes they even smirk. Some cockney **** even turned away from me once as he must've found it hard to keep a straight face, the caaant. They soon change their attitude after a bit when they realise that my intellect is way above theirs though (9.5/10 on the Mensa test)
I was talking to a Northern Irish bloke, he asked me a question very fast, I honestly didn't have a ****ing clue what he was saying. I burst out laughing and felt a bit of a twat, but people do tend to laugh at my accent darn sarf.
Oh dear.... Did your mam let you out tonight you poor ****er? On so many levels you have shot yourself in the foot...
What the **** are you bleating about now? Are you crying again? ( I apologise if I made you cry AGAIN! ) Or just stamping your little fat foot? please log in to view this image