The Official Suarez "our ****" Thread (closing this thread at noon so get commenting)

Let the scumbag prove he's a hard man, let him try and bite Joey Barton next season.

 

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'We exaggerate too much,' Poyet told The Times. 'Luis knows what he has done, he knows he shouldn't do it and it would be better for him, of course, not to have any more issues this year.

'There are players who have done terrible things and apologised after two minutes and been portrayed as being as a hero for apologising so quickly.

'Luis Suarez apologises and nobody believes the apology. It's sad. Are they living their lives by the same rules? I don't like that. There is plenty of hypocrisy in football now.

'He tried to bite someone on the arm; no harm really. A little pain. But if a player goes over the top of the ball and tries to break a leg?

'That's good because we are strong and we like the tackle. That's where we are in England. I know where I am living, and I adapt and I live with it.

'I would take him somewhere else, to another country.'

 

no ****ing spine lol, or is that balls

 

This guy is starting to sound like the worst lawyer in the world

 

Actually Suarez will be the talking point in Holland and Engerlund, Finnish TV didn't even comment on the bite at all post match cept to call the defender a little crying girl because he was such a wuss, 1 year olds bite harder than that ffs I know that for a fact

 

You'll live in shame if you support this horrible cheat.

Ta ra yourself, I'll leave when I'm ready.

 

Should just learn to headbutt. There'd be less uproar

 

He bit an Italian....they're all cheats and a disgrace to football too

 

i'd say he's not care who it is if theres niggle.

 

He has a spine- it's just been rendered useless by a doctor.

 

I'm hardly wumming am I .... I'm asking Liverpool supporters if they defend Suarez.

If you claim that's unintelligent then it says more about you than me.

Are you defending him, yes or no?

 

An oasis of sense in the desert of vitriol.

Anyone like the occasional packet of Wotsits? I think it's interesting that it is an anagram of sow tits, in the same way Vimto is an anagram of vomit.

Some cheesy sow tits with a glass of chilled vomit, anyone?

 

Why a long night? A drama queen like you should love it lol

 

I'm disgusted with Smug in Excelsis! Can't believe he thinks that it should be legal to shoot people with a gun whilst they're playing football!

 

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question if you worked for snikers you would think of hiring him for your next you turn into a right diva when you are hungry campaign?

 

Are you saying he's right to bite a cheat?

 

i think he's saying you are fun to wind up...

are you saying... nice catch phrase btw.