Cleaners

It's just me left in the office with the Polish cleaner. She's a right dog, not one of the better lookers. Looks like a gypsy.

Should I rape her or kill her?

She's ****ing right under my feet with her noisy hoover at the moment. It's doing my nut in. I'm 3 floors up.

Decisions decisions........

 

Go On, Rape Her. You Have My Permission.

 

Blasphemy.

 

Job done, she was as dry as a bone. ****ing friction marks on my cock now. How am I going to explain them at home? Oh wait a minute, the missus never looks at it. Hooray...scot free.

 

Both, **** it. In for a penny in for a pound I say.

 

I hired an eastern European home help last month and she took three hours to hoover the carpet in the living room......****ing Slovaks

 

That's what happens when you make them use chop sticks. The price of electric these days eh.

 

You should'nt have killed her first then.

 

usually the moisture is there for a while though. She must have been dry beforehand. The blood i rubbed on my cock didn't even help.

 

Yep, finding the balance between being a stallion of amazing longevity and the time taken for rigor mortis to set in can be tough.

If you were prone to premature ejaculation, like myself or Whole-Lot-Of-Holt, you'd have been OK.

 

slow... vacs you should be ashamed of yourself

 

I never even clocked onto that one

 

Yeah, we noticed.

 

Sure you did.

 

****'s sake man, I heard that joke years ago.

 

I was joking, as soon as it was explained I felt like a dick.

 

Fair do's

 

Fixed

 

The oldies are always the best Huth eh.