Punters Club - STANDINGS

Im not sure what Im doing ....Im not sure what all the numbers mean .... I have a lot of bad habits but gambling ain't one of them

 

World Cup Punters Club Table - After Day 7


There comes a time in every father's life when his son begins to eclipse him....(and a big well done to everyone's favourite Dane, well...not mine, mine's Michael Laudrup obviously )

Mikraswan (+£41.50), Outsider (+£41.50) and will.i.am ( +£41.50)

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[table="width: 400, class: grid, align: left"]
[tr="bgcolor:#ccc"][td]Pos[/td][td]Name[/td][td]Balance[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]1[/td][td]Mikraswan[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £124.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]2[/td][td]will.i.am[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £58.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]3[/td][td]Outsider[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £57.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]4[/td][td]Dragonborn[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £45.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]5[/td][td]mustyfrog[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £29.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]6[/td][td]falseteeth[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £21.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]7[/td][td]Rex Hunt[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £20.80[/COLOR][/td] [/tr]
[tr][td]8[/td][td]glamexile[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £14.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]9[/td][td]Mr. Know it all[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £5.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]10[/td][td]marsupial[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £2.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]11[/td][td]Daiswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £14.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]12[/td][td]swantastic[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £24[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]13[/td][td]swanselona[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £35[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]14[/td][td]neveroffsidereff[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £41.80[/COLOR][/td](Missed last round)[/tr]
[tr][td]15[/td][td]trundles left foot[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £46.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]16[/td][td]roofjack_22[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £60.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]17[/td][td]beppeswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £70.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]18[/td][td]John Walker[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £78.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]19[/td][td]shellbelle[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £78.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]20[/td][td]Daimungeezer[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £121.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[/table]

 

Oh and well done Daimungeezer's tortoise.

 

Karen Blixen and Niels Bohr have quite some merit too, speaking of favourite Danes.

 

To be honest, I think you do yourself a disservice. I'd have liked to have seen either Blixen or Bohr try and get to the pinnacle of punters club.

 

World Cup Punters Club Table - After Day 8

A response from never! Is shellbelle about to get a wriggle on?
Mikra's lead was more than halved.

neveroffsidereff (+£39), shellbelle (+£26.50), beppeswan (+£5), Outsider and Rex Hunt (both +£4)

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[table="width: 400, class: grid, align: left"]
[tr="bgcolor:#ccc"][td]Pos[/td][td]Name[/td][td]Balance[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]1[/td][td]Mikraswan[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £94.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]2[/td][td]Outsider[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £61.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]3[/td][td]will.i.am[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £50.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]4[/td][td]Dragonborn[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £36.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]5[/td][td]Rex Hunt[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £24.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]6[/td][td]falseteeth[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £13.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]7[/td][td]glamexile[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £5.90[/COLOR][/td] [/tr]
[tr][td]8[/td][td]mustyfrog[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £0.10p[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]9[/td][td]neveroffsidereff[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £2.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]10[/td][td]Mr. Know it all[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £24.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]11[/td][td]marsupial[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £27.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]12[/td][td]Daiswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £44.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]13[/td][td]shellbelle[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £52[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]14[/td][td]swantastic[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £54[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]15[/td][td]roofjack_22[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £56.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]16[/td][td]swanselona[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £65[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]17[/td][td]beppeswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £65.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]18[/td][td]trundles left foot[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £76.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]19[/td][td]John Walker[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £87[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]20[/td][td]Daimungeezer[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £151.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[/table]

 

Yessss!! Get in there. I'll catch that Will.i.am up.

 

Never you were breathing down my neck most of last season and now you are up to it again

 

Turns out he got his Doctorate in Psychic Prediction from Lawrenson Polytechnic

 

I'll be whispering sweet nothings in your ear by the end of tonight. Just need Italy to pull there bloody finger out!!

Edit that; You've done the same predictions as me!!!

 

My cunning plan to keep the gap

 

World Cup Punters Club Table - After Day 9

My apologies for not keeping up with events.
It turns out that we had a new leader yesterday...well done Outsider! The fantastic Costa Rica victory was also responsible for Marsupial's rapid rise up the table.

Outsider (+£57), marsupial (+£57), Mikraswan, John Walker, Daiswan, Dragonborn and will.i.am (all won £5.30 a piece).


Haven't been doing "minge of the day" of late but if I had been it would be a safe bet that Daimungeezer would be monopolizing that particular award

Code:

[table="width: 400, class: grid, align: left"]
[tr="bgcolor:#ccc"][td]Pos[/td][td]Name[/td][td]Balance[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]1[/td][td]Outsider[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £118.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]2[/td][td]mikraswan[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £100.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]3[/td][td]will.i.am[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £55.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]4[/td][td]Dragonborn[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £42[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]5[/td][td]marsupial[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £29.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]6[/td][td]Rex Hunt[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £11.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]7[/td][td]falseteeth[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £0.30p[/COLOR][/td] [/tr]
[tr][td]8[/td][td]glamexile[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £5.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]9[/td][td]mustyfrog[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £13.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]10[/td][td]neveroffsidereff[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £14.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]11[/td][td]Daiswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £39.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]12[/td][td]Mr. Know it all[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £54.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]13[/td][td]shellbelle[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £65[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]14[/td][td]swantastic[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £65.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]15[/td][td]John Walker[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £81.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]16[/td][td]Roofjack_22[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £86.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]17[/td][td]trundles left foot[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £89.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]18[/td][td]swanselona[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £95[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]19[/td][td]beppeswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £95.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]20[/td][td]Daimungeezer[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £181.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[/table]

 

World Cup Punters Club Table - After Day 10

Daimungeezer shorn of his tortoise has posted a profit!!! He was very unlucky too as he went with the outsiders and very nearly had the biggest haul ever in Punters club (would have put him right back in the mix)...Ghana alone would have netted him an extra £110 if they'd scored a 3rd while on top...Iran a further £220 if they had got the penalty they so richly deserved.
will.i.am is the biggest beneficiary of the day's results however and is now breathing down mikra's neck.

neveroffsidereff (+£24.70), will.i.am (+£24.70) and Daimungeezer (+£13.30)

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[table="width: 400, class: grid, align: left"]
[tr="bgcolor:#ccc"][td]Pos[/td][td]Name[/td][td]Balance[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]1[/td][td]Outsider[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £99.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]2[/td][td]mikraswan[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £81.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]3[/td][td]will.i.am[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £80.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]4[/td][td]Dragonborn[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £23.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]5[/td][td]marsupial[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £10.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]6[/td][td]neveroffsidereff[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £10.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]7[/td][td]Rex Hunt[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £6.80[/COLOR][/td] [/tr]
[tr][td]8[/td][td]falseteeth[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £18.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]9[/td][td]glamexile[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £24.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]10[/td][td]mustyfrog[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £31.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]11[/td][td]Daiswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £57.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]12[/td][td]Mr. Know it all[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £73.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]13[/td][td]shellbelle[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £83.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]14[/td][td]swantastic[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £95.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]15[/td][td]John Walker[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £100.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]16[/td][td]trundles left foot[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £108.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]17[/td][td]beppeswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £114.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]18[/td][td]roofjack_22[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £116.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]19[/td][td]swanselona[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £125[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]20[/td][td]Daimungeezer[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £168.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]21[/td][td]Valleygraduate[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £268.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[/table]

 

Ha! Any fool can go for the long odds but it takes a special kind of fool to do it in style

How come Valley's bottom?!

 

World Cup Punters Club Table - After Day 11

R u c t i o n s in the neveroffsidereff household as will.i.am glides into top spot. Well done that boy!
The rest of you....you do realise that you're all being beaten by a teenager don't you? (He is a teenager is he never?)
Pull your socks up.
In other news....mikra gets carried away with real life and loses focus...Dragonborn solidifies 4th spot....glam elbows his way through the field and joins the chasing pack....the appropriately named Mr. Know it all hits the top 10.....beppeswan increases the pace at the back....swantastic and trundles left foot can't post a meaningful profit for love nor money....roofjack either a) gives up or b) gets himself a life.....swanselona and valley come and go as they please.....and I have decided that Daimungeezer needs to name his tortoise "De Guzman" (or "Jonathan" to Laudrup-ites). Why? He's the perfect scapegoat but will inevitably one day prove that it is in fact we who are not worthy. De Guzman, the tortoise everybody loves to hate.

Mr. Know it all (+£59.50). beppeswan, Dragonborn and glamexile (all +£27.50). Rex Hunt and will.i.am (+£21.50 each). Musty and John Walker (+£8 each). Last, and literally least, Daimungeezer (+£2 )

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[table="width: 400, class: grid, align: left"]
[tr="bgcolor:#ccc"][td]Pos[/td][td]Name[/td][td]Balance[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]1[/td][td]will.i.am[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £101.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]2[/td][td]outsider[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £99[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]3[/td][td]mikraswan[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £71.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]4[/td][td]Dragonborn[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £50.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]5[/td][td]Rex Hunt[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £14.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]6[/td][td]glamexile[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £3.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]7[/td][td]neveroffsidereff[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £0.30p[/COLOR][/td] [/tr]
[tr][td]8[/td][td]Mr. Know it all[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £14.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]9[/td][td]marsupial[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £19.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]10[/td][td]mustyfrog[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £23.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]11[/td][td]falseteeth[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £28.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]12[/td][td]Daiswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £68.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]13[/td][td]shellbelle[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £75.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]14[/td][td]beppeswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £87[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]15[/td][td]John Walker[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £92.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]16[/td][td]swantastic[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £106.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]17[/td][td]trundles left foot[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £118.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]18[/td][td]roofjack_22[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £144.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]19[/td][td]swanselona[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £155[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]20[/td][td]Daimungeezer[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £166.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]21[/td][td]Valleygraduate[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £298.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[/table]

 

p.s. Guz (The Tortoise, Formally Known As Eric) has a message for you Mr Kia. He stared into his crystal ball for ages... he still hasn't come to terms with those prosthetic testicles. Anyway, I digress... he has travelled into the future and says "tell Terrorgit" (how did he know your real name?! Spooky) "cross dressing as 'Mrs Laudrup' and running onto the pitch at the Liberty screaming 'none of you deserve him! Michael I'm the one for you!' is not a recognised therapy for OCD." (Obsessive Compulsive Dane Syndrome)

Oh, and BTW, I've got Guz a nice shell suit and so far in training he's tracking back much quicker than his namesake.

 

As Will.i.am is a teenager I would kick him out as he's only 16. The git had been winding me up but I have two results in so far today.

 

This punters club is a load of nonsense .

 

Fancy being beaten by a teenager!!

 

I'm getting beat by everyone