Banana's Beard Emporium - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

What was the text conversation?

I'd say fair play for having a models number...

 

At 3am on Friday...

Carla: Shame England lost
Luke: I know
*snapchat sent*
*dirty talk about what he’s wearing/doing in his bed*
Luke: That your sister?
Carla: She’s in the background. Lol
Luke: When we having a threesome?
Carla: Lol. Ewww I don’t share my sis. Gross.
Luke: Ow just the two of us then
Luke: Can I come and meet some of the girls (at the Playboy mansion)?
Carla: They literally don’t let any guys come up here ever.
Luke: You must have had a guy up there?
Carla: No it’s mega strict.
Luke: Lool. What are you and the girls doing then?

 

I've spoken to people like that? It's only a big deal excuse he's a footballer.

It's just flirty banter which in the end 95% of men would've done the same.

I will add I've never said about a threesome, got to have some decency.

 

I've certainly never suggested it about a girl's sister!

But yeah, sounds like very regular sexting really.

 

Pure musical delight here, The Worried Being and Thank You For Listening are my favourites

[video=youtube;PMPYEZnClho]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMPYEZnClho#t=117[/video]

 

Spanish Segunda playoff final - Las Palmas winning 1-0. Fans invade pitch before final whistle is blown. Loads of time added on. Cordoba score in tenth minute of added time and win on away goals.

 

10 mins of extra time purely because of the pitch invasion?! That is harsh yet very funny at the same time.

 

Looks like they had only played one minute of the three that had originally been given before the invasion. Play restarted at 8th min and ended in 10th.

 

http://news.sky.com/story/1286658/family-keep-six-fingers-crossed-for-brazil

Wonder if there is any Portsmouth DNA involved here.....

 

reminds me of the time people did the same against pompey

 

I've decided to check out Ultimate Team quickly before the USA game. It remembered me from FIFA's past, and the club name and even the abbreviation I must have used! It seriously must have been a good 2 or 3 years ago.

It seemed to have a whole team and then some already there when I loaded it up. A gold Finnbogason, Ganso and some Polish CB Glik (who plays for Torino by the looks of it) look like they could come in handy!
I had 4 free packs to redeem, 3 All Players Packs and one Reward Pack - I tried to redeem them but it came up with the annoying message that they're currently experiencing issues and to try again later!!

 

Sums up why I'm not buying FIFA 15 really. Server issues are too common. I get the feeling they could make working games if they didn't have such a monopoly on the football games market.

Those promo packs can be quite good. I got Aguero, Nasri, Puyol and Van der Vaart. Only problem is you're not allowed to sell them.

 

Twats. Absolute twats.

 

Built my Wookie team (cost about 13000 coins) and gave it a quick run-out. Wasn't expecting Wookie to be taking players on, but turns out he's pretty good with the ball at his feet. Had a couple of roulettes going!

 

What will you do, get Pro Evo?! Before I got my ps3, so pre 2007, I always used to play Pro Evo, but been FIFA ever since. So much that to this day I still change the controls so I have square as shoot!

Great stuff man, he really is something else!

 

Pogba signs himself for Chelsea on football manager

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2664580/Paul-Pogba-likes-look-Chelsea-shirt-picks-Blues-midfield-Football-Manager.html

 

Wow...

[video=youtube;9Kiys1Fa3-w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kiys1Fa3-w&feature=youtu.be[/video]

 

Oh dear, absolute madness. And if she really did respect him, why turn up in a football shirt?

 

Not sure she is fit to be a mother. On what level is Moat a role model...she wants her kids to be murderers and to die in a stand off with the police?

 

Nothing classier than a tattoo that appears to read "white power" in script.