Australia

I`m pretty sure that new guy monocle_bear has been.

 

Indeed I have sir and I was there there well before Gay Alan was there, which makes me better than him(or maybe just older and wiser, or maybe just older)

 

It's the spiders that put me off going

 

You are fine with lions and cheetahs and **** like that, but you are scared of a wee spider? I'm beginning to think you actually are black!

 

No, I'm scared of a big spider

 

As long as Ziggy is okay with it you should go.

 

It is the wee ones that kill you generally, the Sydney funnelweb for example, the wee **** jumps at you.

 

Still only a spider, man up ffs Monica.

 

See, I knew it, this fella`s got Australia-facts coming out his ears. Take heed and learn something you *****ls.

 

I was hoping for some info on Koala Cubes, I loved them when I had teeth.

 

I've lived there for a year, so evidently I did "man up"(for a year)

 

Those were an abomination against nature introduced by the imperialist oppressor to wipe out the indigenous Koala Chews.

 

Koala bears, which aren't actually bears, have sharp as **** claws, I saw ones in the wild on Magnetic Island.

 

What attracted you there?

 

Like Sweet Peanuts and Pineapple Chunks?

 

Hahaha, I ****ing knew you were going to say something like that!

P.S. Did you really have to put Magnetic Island in bold for the joke, I hope it wasn't for my benefit and you give me a bit more credit than that?!

 

Is it a bit like the Electric Brae?

 

Nope, but I think I've been there though, is it in Ayrshire or something like that? When, your car rolls downhill, unless you are stupid an you think it rolls uphill?

 

Went to Vienna ...lovely