Banana's Beard Emporium - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

The Official Off-Topic Chat Thread currently known as "Banana's Beard Emporium" formerly Shaw's Shack Redemption. Used to be Prowsey's Corner [Taking], and Hooiveld's Hangout. Formerly Guly's Joint Gaff, and was known as Krueger's Korner. Was Liebherr's Corner, formerly Cortese's Corner. The original name of Beefy's Corner, is being replaced on an occasional basis. Next time, who knows..? Could be anyone. Could even be my corner or yours.

Firstly, the normal rules of the site apply. You cannot start a discussion about contentious issues, Politics, Religion, or show Porn, etc... The flip side of this arrangement is that there will be a much stricter enforcement of the "no going off topic" rule which has always been the case anyway, on the other threads.

Secondly, the normal rules of the Saints board will apply, (except that you can go off-topic obviously). This is not going to become a "private GC Lite." Personal insults will not be tolerated, and neither will goading someone to draw them out. The whole tone of this board has suffered in the past as differing views have been aired and there have been far too many angry exchanges. Vitriolic exchanges are not welcome and will be dealt with as appropriate. If you have fallen out with a poster put him on your ignore list and don't rise to the bait!
If you see content which is not appropriate, please send the mods a PM rather than fronting up the poster and let us deal with it to save a bun-fight. Lastly, if a thread is closed or deleted by one of the Mods, and you have some good reason that it should reopen, then send us a PM with your reasons. Simply re-posting the same thread again to be confrontational would be considered very provocative and would probably lead to action being taken.

It would seem that large numbers of posts and subjects causes problems for mobile phone users to access this site. So from time to time it will be necessary to close the threads down and start a new one. Approximately every 1000 posts or so. Adam Lallana has gone Bananas.

Messages that are purely designed to increase a post count will be deleted

 

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!1

you got the title wrong.

 

We've never done a great job of abiding by this, have we?

 

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round 'ere. I've got me beer in the sideboard 'ere. Let mother sort it out if he comes 'ere.

 

Sooo as I was saying. Any one see Rooney's eyebrows at the press conference?

 

I believe I did. Did you say freaky or frightening..? Both would be appropriate.

 

Did you see his face? He is an ugly sod isn't he.

 

Freaky.

 

They really are concerning you aren't they

They do look odd. Do you think Coleen plucks them?!

 

His eyebrows distracted me from his face, which shows how bad they are.

 

Who ever did pluck them ****ed up.

 

He better not take this as an invitation to come back.

 

Haha!

This is from a few years ago...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/wayne-rooney-looks-like-hes-1470049

 

Look at the opening post.

 

That was the first time 2 scousers have said sorry outside of a court room.

 

Here's some porn:

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Is that the curvy model with twin airbags?

 

No airbags. All natural curves.

 

Red, shiny, hard and gets their very quickly. Beautiful

 

I got Dark Souls 2 today, can't wait to start playing it! I really want to embark on the journey after Nigeria-Bosnia, but seeing as I got next to no sleep last night I think I may have to wait until tomorrow and give it the full attention it deserves.