What do you folk work as?

I saw an abortion video when I was about 13. It was on a porn tape my mate nicked from his dad. I repressed the memory until I was in my 20's, it was seriously wrong.

 

They showed you one, live on tv a year or two ago.

 

The one I saw wasn't done documentary style let's say.

 

That must have been uncomfortable. Don't they usually do them on a bed?

 

Intrigued and scared at the same time.

 

You're on a roll tonight

 

I repressed it for 10 years for a reason. I've seen some ****ed-up porn but that was by far the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

Although that video of the mad scientist pushing tiny frogs up the fanny of a woman chained to a table then getting her to queef their bloody corpses out comes a close second.

 

vodka, chamborg and pineapple juice

 

Nice.

 

Is it wrong that I'm asking for links?

 

Not so nice.

 

SO wrong that it has to be right.

 

My sandwich is really nice, chicken and stuffing.

 

Did anyone see South Park the other night? The parents mixed up "The Lord Of The Rings" and a crazy porno!

Brilliant, I was never really a fan but it's grown on me recently.

 

Exactly.

I am a bit ashamed of myself, as I read about the frogs and suddenly felt both aroused and hungry.

 

Precious.

That episode is brilliant.

 

Unfortunately I don't have links to a mucky video stolen from long-unseen friends dad's cupboard back in 1996.

 

...but you're going to surprise me with the other one, right?

 

I saw that one from a video that my mate downloaded off Napster about 10 years ago. I'm sure if you search for "Queef" "Frogs" and "Mad Scientist" in Google it'll throw up some interesting results.

 

A good Video for the sick of mind is Cambat Medics in Vietnam.

It's a laugh riot.