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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    700 jobs, 700 big cars and 700 families in heaven? Nah mate, your'e not selling this to me and the other guy is not helping when he says you are going to "Die anyway" which kinda implies you are going to die pretty soon, i'm guessing round about the time when you discover that whilst you "recognise no borders", the Israelis do.
     
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  2. Null

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    I can guess there are a few people on here who will like this ...one bit
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    20,000 Iraqi Army chased off the premises by 800 Religious Zealots. <laugh>
     
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    Shiitebags
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    To be fair to the troops it was the Generals and Junior officers who legged it first, they changed into Civvies and the bods thought **** this for a game of Sojers.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    They should send in the "Elite" Republican Guard

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    it's only a game...

    No wonder the ****ed off
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    Doing the hokey cokey? Disgusting bigots.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Up to their shins in Sunni blood.
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    ' As young as 18'

    Always tickles me that does.
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    In World War II the average age of the combat soldier was 26
    In Vietnam he was 19

    N-n-n-n-nineteen.
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    At what age can you join the British Army?
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    16 although you cannot fight in combat until 18.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I know a bloke who got dropped in Basra two weeks after his 18th, bullets flying past as he got out of the helicopter. He'd only joined up a few months before and it was his first action. Came back and tried to strangle his mum and dad simultaneously as soon as he got home. Said it completely messed his head up. Nice lad though.
     
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    It was them who suggested he join up I take it?
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Mental age of ******ed.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    wtf <laugh>
     
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