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Happy Summer Solstice Day!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Jun 21, 2014.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I'm off to dress in a long, white gown and dance around some standing stones.

    What are you doing to mark this special occasion?
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    gony ****e in a paint tin
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Get drunk , fall down .

    Jist the same as every other Saturday .
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    '
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I'm off to sacrifice a goat, then get ****ed up on psylocibin.
     
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  6. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Ive just fisted my japs eye ..,
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Hash's Beadle hand revelation
     
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  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Wrong toby ... just a huge cock with a relatively sized japs eye thank you
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Toby knows all about huge cocks .

    He is wan .:grin:
     
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  10. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    He is french and there symbol is a cock ... hmmm
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Hasn't the year just flown by?
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    sure has keerdy
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Anyone want to hear my fascinating anecdote about the time I tried to get to Stonehenge on the Solstice when there was a 5 mile Exclusion Zone?
     
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  14. RebelBhoy

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    Go on then Swampy.
     
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  15. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'll keep it brief...

    Tried to sneak across some MOD land and a flipping big dog came after me, I stood very still until the military police put it on a lead. They escorted me off their land.
    Managed to get past the police by sneaking along hedges then just walked up the road until I was a couple of hundred yards from the stones which were surrounded by cops and I was told if I didn't turn round and walk back I'd be arrested. So I walked back.

    The festival outside the 5 mile zone was the best thing I've ever been to.
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I shagged a burd in the middle of a stone cirlce (on Arran, not StoneHenge!) on the summer solstice.

    <storytopper>
     
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Where you wearing a cowl?
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    No, but she was wearing a scowl. I raped her.
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Unless you plunged a ceremonial dagger into her chest, then ate her heart while it was still beating, the spell will not have worked. So no Yes vote in September I'm afraid, unless you can find another virgin and drag her up there before nightfall.
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Does Venom in a dress count?
     
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