Aye . I feel ye Bro . It's the stuff that causes severe injury . Like scraping yer coupon doon a roughcast wall and such like .
I agree. In my experience, start drinking tequila and kiss bye bye to your night out and wait two or three days till yer memories start arriving in the post. Then the real horror starts.
Your worst hangover? Mine was when I was a student, low on money, and bought and downed about 10 cans of Spar's own make cider. Woke up the next morning feeling like I'd been raped (could well have been), been kicked repeatedly in the head and stomach and someone had poured hot sand in my eyes. The last thing I remember is being sick out my nose.
Probably a Holts' hangover. They're a Mancunian pub trade, and I think they add a tiny amount of ricin to the beer It's as though they never want you to drink it ever again
The night before my 21st birthday me and a couple of mates landed in Motherwell toon hall . It was a snooker club then . Now it's a ****y lazer quest or sommit . Anyhoo I decided to have a hawf out of every whisky on the gantry . It was a big gantry . The next day I wolk up with a broken nose , two black eyes , a front tooth knocked out and a pair of crutches and the grandaddy of all hangovers . f**k knows what happened there .
You took ma virginity and I didne even notice pencil dick . Just keep the tooth I got a shiny new wan and you probably need it more than me auld fella .
