Am struggling to remember when the last time the expected whipping boys of a major championship group turned round and walloped every ****. Not only are England out, there is a very good chance they'll be going home with zero points, cos Cost Rica will probably beat them.
Greece were probably not to be the whipping boys of their group. No one even gave CR a chance of a point.
Look, don't tell anybody I telt ye this, but UEFA organised that one for the bum lovers cos their economy was close to collapse. That Championship win boosted them as a nation until they economically collapsed two weeks later. Apparently they went nuts on Ouzo and every **** forgot to go to work.
Tequila duz it fur me. Tequila, it makes me happy, Tequila makes me feel fine, Tequila when the doors are opened, Tequila till it's closing time... ...just to say, it's Tequila... [repeat] I forget who sang that now. Me an Tequila have a very special relationship with glass (often reinforced). We meet in ways we should not.
Although I'm not that keen on Tequila I have on occasion partook of a few slammers . It never fails to make feel like I have been trampled by a particularly violent Rhino the following morning .
It blooters ye Disny matter if ye slam it or do it the salt n' lime way. 5 of them and am receiving injuries all the way up to me being face doon coma. Mental stuff.
