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Embarrassing bodies

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lone ranger, Jun 24, 2011.

  1. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    The train wreck you just cant turn away from <ok>

    and the doc looks like a cross between a chicken and a rubix cube
     
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  2. Sam Axe

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    I can't picture that. Is it because he has a square head with lots of smaller coloured squares on it?
     
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  3. lone ranger

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    i'm not entirely sure myself, it was the first thing that struck me.

    the people who are now thin but used to be fat (all their excess skin) ****ing freak me out
     
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  4. Natchrawldry

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    The one that sticks in my mind, although I wish it didn't, was the slovenly looking bloke who had him check out his arsehole as he couldn't figure out why it was 'leaking' in to his pants.

    The advice given was to wipe his ass after having a **** <doh>
     
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  5. Sam Axe

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    Haha that just made me laugh out loud at work. Damn you
     
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  6. lone ranger

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    there was a bloke on last wk who'd lost loads of weight so all his old skin was hanging down around his balll sack, he was conplaining that he kept pissing all over the place. when he pulled his knob out it looked like a spaniel sticking its tongue out.

    ****ing rank
     
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  8. lone ranger

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    its no laughing matter, i nearly lost my dinner
     
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    Was it like a tortoise's head peeking out? <laugh>
     
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  10. Sam Axe

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    That's why you don't watch it until your food has been completely digested
     
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  11. lone ranger

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    a tortoise caught in a mudslide of fat
     
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    There was some burd on it talking about her "lumpy vaginal discharge"

    As if we want to hear about that ****e and why would she want to go on telly about it? ****ing idiot
     
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  13. lone ranger

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    but you cant look away. even when she's shooting it out like an ice dispenser at cine world
     
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  14. Fabulous Fabio

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    Aye it was disgusting but I was still ****ing over it
     
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  15. lone ranger

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    on that note i might see what the weirdest thing i can bang one out to.
     
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  16. Natchrawldry

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    I know everyone says the same - why would you expose yourself in front of millions, why not just go to the doctor? But what gets me is some of them have really ****ed up illnesses and conditions and they only bother to get it looked at when they're out shopping and happen across a mobile surgery that will broadcast your problems to the whole country.

    They must think to themselves, ****ing hell that reminds me my **** has been smelling like Billingsgate fish market, been meaning to get that checked out.
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    Mine has got to be a Krankies dvd. Christmas special if I remember right.
     
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  18. Fabulous Fabio

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    When I was younger I had a **** while listening to my grandparents shagging in the next room
     
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  19. Natchrawldry

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    That's **** all. When I was younger I had a **** over my grandparents shagging in the same room.
     
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