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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    A pykey with teeth . How very odd . :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    How many sets of false teeth has your wife went through now Aldo?

    You should really concentrate on body shots.
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ah well at least she will never need root canal work and have to bitch about like a pussy , eh Keyrung <wah>
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I had an abscess in my eye tooth years ago - hurt like ****. Half my ace swelled up so much I couldn't see out of one eye. Bastard relief getting it sorted but the taste in my mouth when the dentist opened it up was disgusting - like rotten fish!
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And had you been eating rotting fish?
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    A wee change from stinking man juice then .
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Naw, yer wife's fanny.
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I did once and she belted me across the head so now I just gently nibble
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    If you hadn't changed your avatar I would actually really feel sorry for you -I've had 4 and they're ****ing murder. I take it you're on anti biotics? They definitely do the trick in getting it down.
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Aye Amoxicillin 500s. Strip of co-codamol 30/500s too.

    Staying in my wee Mammys for a few days.
     
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