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Today is the Happiest Day of the Year

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  1. gas

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    Apparently the feeling of optimism caused by the combination of lighter evenings, the prospect of holidays and memories of childhood summers is at its peak on June 20.

    According to the research this has been worked out using the equation O + (N xS) + Cpm/T + He.
    O stands for being outdoors and outdoor activity, N is connection with nature, which is in full bloom now, S is socialisation with neighbours and friends, Cpm stands for childhood positive memories, T is the mean temperature which is now usually warm.

    But the equation does not take into account England getting pumped in the footie. <doh>
    The formula was compiled by Cliff Arnall, a psychologist and former tutor at Cardiff University who said the main aim is to 'get people talking about what makes them happy'.

    Personally I've had happier days TBH :D
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Is that ****ing right?
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I've got an abscess and have to get root canal treatment when it goes away :(

    Everybody has been in top form all week yet I'm in agony.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Where's the Gas is a **** option?
     
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  5. gas

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    It's no a poll ya walloper. :)
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    True. We don't need a poll to know yer a ****.
     
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  7. gas

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    ****ing right enough<ok>
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    **** off Gas you ****.
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Couldn't happen to a more deserving person <applause>

    (apart from ER)
     
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  10. Ciaran

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    Obsessed ***** ^^^
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I had one of those a while back and every time I farted it made a sound like "Honda".


    My doctor said that's because Abcess makes the fart go Honda.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    oooft, I had an abcess in my gum after getting a wisdom tooth out. It's ****in agony. I was pacing the floor all night cos we had no pain killers in the hoose. Worst night of my life.
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I genuinely could have cried the other night :(
     
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  14. gas

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    fuxake only pffs and *****s complain about having an abcess.

    Real men only have a little grumble when they get seriously hurt, like losing a finger or having their face burnt off. :)
     
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  15. Ciaran

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    I haven't had an abscess before, it's always worse at night, ****ing horrendous.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Difference is, I never felt any pain when my mitt got crushed. The abscess was the worst pain I've ever had.
     
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  17. gas

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    meh
     
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    jesus Christ give it up you scrawny little ****.
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    Uruguay <laugh><laugh>
     
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  20. gas

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    ER, today is the happiest day of the year so please refrain from controversial remarks that may incite beel <ok>

    You crusty piss stained senile old **** stabber. :)
     
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