The silent type mate, always the worst, well best really,,, Strange the ****ers are never silent when it comes to money or bills......Yak yak ****ing yak. Yet you say ' are you gonna swallow' watch the ****ers clam up.
Sharp make a racket when it gans in their hair an arl. Or the eye, they'll remind you of that for hours...
Take a comb with ya, probs got more hair down there than Rick Parfitt has on his heed. I'm a man of the world, trust me, I know the sort.
My party trick that, just out of the shower, giz a nosh, jizz in the hair, little giggle to myself, ya bastard Fancy some of that Debs?
Anyone got ****ing clus what billy is on about here? Short and swett billy, short and sweet, the word blurt may cause a moisture patch for her
Ya know what mate. Hats of to debbie, even if she never meant it, to potentially the best thread if the year.
Don't know whether to just crack on or crack one off. I was on about the size of my tongue. Anyway, back to the op. Nee ****ing way I'd tack her to see Elton John but as Van Morrison would say, I'd shag her behind the stadium.
Well it ain't gonna be Indi the fudge nudger by the sounds of it....Still waiting for the spin. Good looking lass, also a bit denonish, anal and swallowing is a cert. **** i hope she don't read this.
