Toon's North East Domination

The punctuation and spelling in the post above is absolutely shocking...And to think it was supposed to be taking the piss out of post and punctuation just makes it all the funnier..

 

Whitey, you've just made my day……………………………….


…….Darren lloyd. and Whitey r thick fooking MAKEM………..

 

I suppose when you are stuck behind bars for 23 hours, it doesn't take much...

 

There's loads of trade left in this one Whitey…

Apparently… Darren lloyd… he's a bit of a celebrity on Wees keyside ?…………………

 

This is the thread that refuses to die. Its like letting a scab heal over and then picking it off again and again.

 

Probibly because Humbles has been back on the scotch tapes again. Something about Darren lloyd

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Rerecord not fade away, Rerecord not fade away, Rerecord not fade away, Rerecord not fade away,

 

I've not seen a VHS tape for ages... well at least since wor lass found my 'stash' (cough cough).

 

Albert Albert Albert. School boy error.

 

I know. It was sneakily hid at the back of a bookshelf... but she decided to have a clear out for charity.

 

There's this thing called private browsing. Keep up grandpa.

 

I must have left some real dirty german stuff that I was no longer interested in, along with a funny DVD about growing weed at the back of a cupboard. The cover of one was just a dirty looking face covered in gizz. It must have been there for 10 years plus.

She decided that she would clear it all one day. She found them and waited for me to come in from work while the little one was at dancing and said "For ****s sake what is wrong with you, are you having some sort of mid life crisis?" She promptly pulled out the DVD's and said "Seriously you're still watching porn and now you've been growing weed" She was deadly serious.

She was not amused when I couldn't stop laughing. Eventually I said "No I haven't watched THAT porn or been attempting to grow weed. However just to note, don't come back downstairs after you've gone to bed at night because I'm probably on the internet watching other porn"

 

The only thing north east fans dominate is being fans that accept failure and enjoy paying and singing about their loyalty to failure.

 

****ing hell man, you are one reet happy ****, bet you are a laugh on a note out.

 

I am but I done laughing when it comes to north east football and being **** on by the government. We need to get together like in the old days, sort these f**kers out and send out a message that we are simply not going to take it anymore.

 

New season coming up and Yohan and Loic gone, does anyone believe these two had any effect on Newcastle's league position last season ?

 

Maybe just a bit.

 

Exactly as is history a barometer of the best/worst teams overall

 

Your prosperity is now there for posterity

 

http://m.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/safc-joker-signs-shearer-for-a-laugh-1-1064588

Joker Darren Lloyd today told how he put up the toon-teasing sign that has all Sunderland sn****ring.

The die hard Black Cats fan, from Millfield, could not wait to torment NUFC supporters after their relegation to the Championship.

So, under the cover of darkness, he put up his 'Shearer's 1 Shop' sign - and waited for the reaction.

The dad of two, who runs his own sign making business, Darren Lloyd's Signs, said: "We have to have a bit of a gloat at their expense. I know they would do the same to us.

"The only difference is that they haven't got a sense of humour."

Passers-by have stopped to joke and giggle and scores of people have already posed outside the empty shop for a photo.

Traffic has even been backing up on Hylton Road since the sign went up on Tuesday as motorist crane their necks for a look.

Darren, 48, said: "I wasn't there, but apparently a bus driver with a bus-load of people stopped and got out to take a picture on his phone.

"I drink in the Willow Pond and a couple of friends in there know I did it but I didn't think they would tell anyone."

The Echo has been swamped with phone calls about the sign and since Darren's secret got out his phone has not stopped ringing.

He said: "I've done worse. When Shearer missed a penalty I went through to Newcastle with a Sunderland shirt on under a zip up top."

Darren unzipped his jacket and posed with a banner that said Shearer let the Toon doon, even asking a geordie to take his photo.

 

That Lloyd chap really doesn't have a clue...