Shaw's Shack Redemption - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Cats bury their ****, and tend to either eat their kills, hide them somewhere or present them to their owner. Therefore I see no **** or corpses from the neighbour cat. I am, however, regularly presented with corpses by my own proud cat.

 

All animals ****, I wasn't saying you should put up with it. I was saying dogs are far worse then cats. You ever tried repellant?

 

There's those sonar devices too.

My cat ****s in his litter tray, and is far more likely to try and cuddle you than bring you corpses.

 

Same and want food. My cat eats anything and is kind of fat.

 

Wears a Burberry cat shirt.

 

Only if they can. Also, some of them go to tremendous lengths to do it, while others do a few swipes of the paw and call it a day. I know this because I have been working outside these last couple of weeks and the nightly cat **** I've been exposed to has been breath taking.

 

Hay fever can suck a dick, I've been sneezing all day

 

I've had itchy eyes and a runny nose all day.

 

I have tried so many repellants...I think they hide behind bushes giggling at me when I put it out, then as soon as I am out of site they **** on it while it's fresh.

 

Some cats do, none that I have lived next door in this house or the last one. I found two mice on my back lawn last week alone..... that might be birds of prey dropping them though

 

Should just put cat nip everywhere to make them freak out.

 

I've just been thinking about the "justification" of cats burying their poo; that's worse. I'll either find it when I'm doing my veg or the kids will uncover it...

 

the hose makes them freak out

 

when I'm strimming the long grass for the first time that summer, that's when I uncover the toys from last summer, but the **** really hits the fan when I find the cat feces.

 

Never had that problem on my grass. I do, however, always find some choice dog poo whenever I strum my verges. Most dog owners pick up their dogs' leavings but it only takes one...

 

I used to tend a bit of a communal garden at a flat I use to live in. As none of us owned a cat, the local felines would **** right in the middle of the lawn. Was this laziness or plain pride? I just don't know.

 

Get a big bottle of lemon juice. Does a number on their sense of smell.

 

Cats are top end predators. There should only be one per hundred homes.

Even better, all cats should be moved to Suffolk.

Or even better, France.

Better still, Antarctica.

Actually, under Antarctica would be the ultimate.

Don't like cats, me.

 

You sure? From your post I thought you did....

 

My French Schneiderlin shirt came today. It's lovely, can't wait to try it out and the gym tomorrow. Hopefully i'll be able to use my GCSE in French.