How can you possibly murder what are ****e songs in the first place!! You know the steps on Union Street that leads down to the Green? Some tosser has taken up residence there with his battered old acoustic guitar. I shall have to endeavour to find a different route home, ****. Buskers and beggars annoy the **** out of me. Them and women with charity buckets in shopping centres. ****in outrageous.
Thank **** I moved away from Martin's Lane then. Jakey central around there, used to be a queue of them outside the RS McColls in the morning waiting to buy their cider.
Going to Benicassim when i'm back in a month for my mate's 30th. Apartment booked, 6 of us going, car hired from Alicante etc...days on the beach, nights getting MWI. TITP is a ****hole, full of ****s and *****s chanting "here we, here we, here we ****in go" (most likely huns). The toilets are a ****ing horror show. Been to Bestival a few times which was pretty good, stayed in a yurt on a private campsite with hot showers, but just getting there is a ****ing ball ache.
My mate shat in a Tesco bag then launched it like a rock oot a sling. Pyoor banter 'til we got hit by a cup of pish in the slam tent.
This The quality of the bands and the number of bams seemed to decrease and increase, respectively, the more years I went to it. Last time I went it was wall-to-wall with neds.
If you've no been soaked wi pish at a Scottish festival you haven't lived. My pals straw hat was so drenched in pish in King Tuts that it warped. He kept wearing it though.
First time I went which was 2005, there was actually a part of the campsite which was like a tent council estate: shopping carts overturned, more ****e and mud than anywhere else, destroyed tents, and neds drinking tennents super whilst they repeatedly booted a mitre tactic fitba in to normal peoples tents
I was at that one as well. Think that was the third time I went. Rained like the end of the world on the Friday then was sunny the rest of the weekend. ****s were paying £30-40 for wellies on the Friday in the campsite. Dumb ****s.
Poor ST got battered by a ned at Wickerman and now is too scared to go to a festival. Aye, it was decent. Without adding to ST's claim i'm a ned, I burnt my tent down on the Monday. Was quite funny watching the boys on the quads speeding about with fire extinguishers
At least it was your own tent you set fire to. A ned would set someone else's tent on fire while they were in it. I was there the year that fud chibbed the other guy. It was a few hundred yards from where we were camped, side of the tent looked like a horror movie.
Guilfest is the only festival i've been to recently. Decent size, bit too old school maybe. no rush to go back, unless I get heavily reduced tickets again. Cant beat a **** in your own house though. Preferably on the toilet and not the sofa
Give the sadly departed Glasgow Apollo any day. Although the 12ft stage was a bit if a **** if you were down the front.
The first year I went some guy tried to cook a tin of beans and sausage inside his tent. When it went whoosh it was like something out of Backdraft. His tent was mangled and he had no eyebrows, spent the rest of the weekend using the remnants of his tent as a makeshift sleeping bag.
