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My mate has a theory.....

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  1. Lightfoot

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    Mate of mine at work has a theory that REALLY good looking burdz get less 'action' cos guys are intimidated by good looks. As a result, they tend not to get guys hitting on them in pubs and clubs, the way the 'plainer' burdz do.

    He reckons the plain burdz have more cock to choose from.

    Given the absence of rigorously scrutinised and peer-reviewed empirical data on the topic, anyone care to comment?
     
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  2. Sam Axe

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    Makes sense. Really good looking ladies know they don't have to settle for any git who can walk straight so they hold out for 'their type'
     
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  3. PointyBirds

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    I guarantee that there isn't an attractive lady that hasn't heard this theory from some optimistic uggo.

    Not me, obviously. I'm an ugly **** but good-looking women intimidate me horribly.
     
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  4. Lightfoot

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    Personally, I DETEST those burdz that are REALLY glamorous.

    Stuck so far up their own arses. Gimme a 'Plain Jane' any day <ok>
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I mite hit arta the night. good flange in there last week. I got flung out though, Some baldy guy named Russ tried to get wide so I stuck the nut on him
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    Me too. I tend to stay away from the really attractive ones because you just know they think they are God's gift and my god but they would be high maintainence.
     
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  7. SleepySpecialK

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    Bollocks, I'm a right ugly **** but I pulled a beautiful women and married her.

    Personality is what it's all about, and a big cock.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Sounds like you must be minted then SSK <laugh>
     
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  9. Lightfoot

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    And have you noticed how - despite the good looks and glamour - more often than not, they all look right miserable cnuts? - faces tripping them, too?

    Like they're even doing you a favour just being there! <grr>

    I'd love to see a couple of them get glassed in a nightclub rammy! <laugh>
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    He works with multi-millions pound deals, don't you know?
     
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  11. Sam Axe

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    I have noticed that. If you even say hello to them on the way to the bar they look at you as if you are the 2nd coming of Satan, which incidentally they also do if you don't say hello. You just can't win.
     
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  12. Lightfoot

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    The more I think about it, the more I realise I actually HATE these so-called beautiful people. They can sit and stand and pose all they like.

    Fact is, I know 9 times outta ten, I'm getting my Nat King after a night out. Cos of their bad attitude, probably no more than 40-50% of them are.

    <ok>
     
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  13. SleepySpecialK

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    Nah, just a big cock and the gift of the gab. I'm so good with the chat that she still hasn't realised I'm ugly. That's been 8 years now.

    Mind youm, she's blonde.
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Whenever I go to Trafford Centre it's absolutely packed with gorgeous birds. And most of them look like they've lost a fiver and found 50p. Maybe because they've just copped a look at my ugly mug though.
     
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  15. SleepySpecialK

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    Give it a rest little man.

    I do work on BACS files like that every single day. I have a boring IT job that involves making sure the "multi-million" files go through. I'm not trying to say I broker the deals or anything. Just a crappy IT job.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    Unlike the politician's Office Junior :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  17. -jordan-

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    hmm..when i was out in the states for a few months i had a mate from queens who was ****ing this fat polish bird..his reasoning was because shes fat and not as friendly on the eye as others and hence not getting as much action she would be cleaner
     
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  18. -jordan-

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    is it a case of going ugly early?
     
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