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Poll: Who's the Best Shag?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Lightfoot, Jun 24, 2011.

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Who Are the Best Shags?

  1. Blondes

  2. Brunettes

  3. Gingersnutz

  4. Raven-haired (Asian)

  5. Shaved napper

  6. Baseball cap wearing Neddettes

  7. None of the above

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  1. DCooper7

    DCooper7 Member

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    PB
    It was my sister i was watching.Now my mother was open minded but even she would have kicked my heed in if i took my sister half way across Glasgow for my hole.I still think about it till this day.3 in a bad <wah> her mate was fit as **** as well and up for it.
     
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  2. DCooper7

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    <laugh> do you ask her in the pub ?

    I usually dont get that far.I just want to get it in there and go like a rabbit.
     
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  3. PointyBirds

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    Look on the bright side - at least you missed that horrible soul-crushing moment when the two women realise - more or less at the same time - that your services are somewhat superfluous and start dropping hints.
     
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  4. DCooper7

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    <laugh>

    Thankfully in they days i could shag like ****.Now its a case of getting it over with.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Toby's not fussy, so long as she has a big cock.
     
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  6. Lightfoot

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    <laugh><laugh><ok>
     
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  7. PointyBirds

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    I hear you. I spend all night trying to get it and then the next ten minutes dipping into the **** bank to try and get it finished.
     
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  8. Zico

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    I've had a three-some. But it was with ma mate and his burd, he couldn't really take part cos he was nervous/hysterical with laughter... being a serious pro, I just worked through it. <ok>

    <SHEWASAfuckIN'TINK>
     
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  9. DCooper7

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    <laugh> FFS PB thats just wrong.
     
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  10. Lightfoot

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    Never had a threesome :(

    Went out with a burd a few years back who was a right kinky bitch. Kept hinting that she was 'interested in the concept' of a threesome.

    She spent weeks pestering me to ask my mates if they were interested. After sounding out 3-4 mates about the gig, each of them bottled it. My 'friendship' with a couple of these guys has never really been the same since. Some of our golf outings are still, to this day, very awkward affairs, punctured by long stony silences......
     
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  11. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I? Forum Moderator

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    Ill take a red headed woman for my perticular choice please =)
     
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  12. Zico

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    A blokes hardon a few feet away from you, isn't the best thing in the World. <yikes>

    But you just act professionally - and get it done. <ok>
     
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  13. Lightfoot

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    That's just WRONG! :(

    What happens if he's MUCH BIGGER than you..? And whenever he's doing her, she's moaning amd wriggling aboot like a smacked-up bitch-hoor; and when you're drilling her, she's chatting about her works nite oot? <yikes>
     
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  14. staggie

    staggie Well-Known Member

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    Speaking from experience? <whistle>
     
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  15. Lightfoot

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    a mate telt me <whistle>
     
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  16. barnsley_boy

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Waddos_legends

    Waddos_legends Active Member

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    Crazy women are the best in bed. You can't live with them they are too crazy but you can just bed em!
     
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  18. scotland the brave

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    fat burds defo do it better head to glasgow they will **** you anywhere.
     
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