Ogling a few hot totties in the staff canteen over lunch with a coupla mates. Got us chatting about which flange are best in bed. So, Who are the real ****-monkey's guys? Who are the mattress kittens, and who are the tatties-sacks?
The best shag I had was from a girl from county Mayo in the west of Ireland. A country girl. Biggish but not fat. Blew my mind. The girls who dress identical to each other trying to clone the brats dolls are usually crap.
what he said Likewise. My best feck ever was from a slightly chubby gal fae Kirkintilloch. Lorraine her name was. VERY healthy appetite..IF you know what I'm saying
Fat burds are usually best as you can do whatever you like to them as their so chuffed at getting a shag.
Red heads, definitely. Not ginger in the purest form but red. Never had a ginger but many a red and they are dynamite.
Dont get me wrong here i have only shagged about 3-4 fat burds in my time.The rest have been normal.........ish.
Defo agree with that. Dunno what it is about red-heads, but they always seem to be right durty bitches!
I shagged a big ginger burd once,she had an afro as well.****ing weird.I was totally out my tree at the time and forgot all about it till the next day and shat my pants as her brother was a nut job.
You must have dove on the friend grenade for that one because noone would voluntarily shag a big girl with an afro.
When i say she was big i meant tall.She was no bad and had a fit body and a nice fanny.Pity about the hairdoo
Only had one burd who swallied and funnily enough she was fat.Theres a pattern developing here.I nearly had a threesome with her mate but i had to babysit that day
You're a queer, Cooper. Any real man would have brought the kid, sat them in the corner and provided some future psychiatrist with years of business.
EH!?!? FFS ! That is shocking!! Man-up ya feckin' pussy! Swallowing should be a given. It's an Article of Faith that any burd that comes back to my Fcuk Bunker HAS TO SWALLOW. "Get it down ye, bitch!" It's the rules!!!
