halftime report =========== england in white are playing italy in blue. they have a goal each. england are better than they were in 2010. being worse would take some serious effort. there is a man who talks all the time. he is in love with an italian player called PLO and it is his job to say his name as often as possible. every time he does so he gets another £10 on his pay. he thinks PLO is the best person ever in the history of the universe and has psychic powers and can do anything, including stripping down an enfield machine gun with the outside of his boot. PLO can make a goal happen just by not being arsed to kick the ball. the man who talks all the time is sad because he will never marry PLO. this is very sad, leave him alone it's 2014, poor man. he has a friend who talks some of the time and is just a little in love with PLO but resigned to a life of celibacy. let's see what the second half brings.
Are you an england physio that has been injured at work you could be entitled to thousands in compensation
Is Phil 'one tone' Neville out there for the whole World Cup or is just doing one game for Sports Relief?
Baines is looking pretty turd tonight. Got another ten days before I can get the twat out of my dream team!
england have the best attack for a long time but thr defense is ****ing abysmal that defending was pathetic cahill just let him get in behind, pathetic
Its not baines faultwe arent getting to grips with their formation. The Rb is free all the time, Baines has got two to mark. Phil Neville just **** off. Welbeck jumped in the air like a tart not a ****ing penalty
he's getting turned in and out every time I still can't believe what cahill and johnson were doing I want england to win btw
