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Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by Minxy, Nov 17, 2012.

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  1. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    I'm available at reasonable rates
     
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  2. brb

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    I win
     
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  3. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    I think not
     
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  4. moriarty

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    What have you done to upset the Mrs. Lam?
     
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  5. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Evening mate. Stayed up watchging footie one drink too many and slept on sofa. Mrs L found me at 330!
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

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    my wife loves it when I fall asleep on the couch
     
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  7. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    I couldnt possibly comment
     
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  8. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Comfy sofa & a bottle of red ?
     
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  9. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Perfect!
     
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  10. Minxy

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    The ironing is waiting
     
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  11. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Better be steam.
     
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  12. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Of course
     
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  13. moriarty

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    I'd have thought she would have been delighted. At least she had a trouble free time in bed, if you get my drift! Alternatively, is that the reason she woke you up at such an ungodly hour?
     
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  14. moriarty

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    My daughter has just presented me with a bottle of Australian red. I shall imbibe myself tonight.
     
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  15. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Think the phrase is drunk and incapable
     
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  16. moriarty

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    Never allow yourself to become incapable through drink. As you get older you might simply become incapable.
     
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  17. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Wise words. Do it again and mrs L will see that I don't get any older.
     
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  18. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    :D
     
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  19. moriarty

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    You're not very good at this Mr. & Mrs. lark, are you Lam? Take a tip from an old hand. Buy her a huge bouquet and a large box of her favourite chocolates, present them to her with a kiss on the cheek, (her face cheek, that is), tell her how much you love and idolise her and you will watch the rest of the World Cup uninterrupted.

    Never fails mate, ask Mr. Minxy!
     
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  20. Minxy

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    Mr Minx expects a lot more than a kiss on the cheek to let me watch so much football :D
     
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    Minxy, Jun 16, 2014
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