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Man Yoo the new Dutch force

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  1. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Yoonited fans talking double dutch on not606 is nothing new but now they've gone the whole hog and changed their national allegiance and become plastic little Netherlander's
    Their club tv channel show Netherland games live and there is a growing feeling in Salford that all staff at Old Trafford should prefix their surnames with "Van", Yoonited sponsors Chevrolet are not happy about this and would prefer " car" instead and Van Cleverly, Van Nani, Van Young and Van Rooney want their futures at the club sorting out before making it official.
    There is also a call for the club to change their shirt colour to orange and replace the silent singing section with a brass band section and also to make smoking pot legal on club property.

    After Yoonited's victory against Spain last night a reporter asked Sir Alex Van Fergie for a comment on the subject, his reply was...."Ole Ole Ole Ole Holland Holland"

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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    No such country as Holland, you dim Dippersliiperpool fan <laugh>

    Its Nederlands

    or Van Nederlands.
     
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  4. UnitedinRed

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    Rather be dutch than youreagayen like yourself page :D
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Tell that to Van_Matth 2014.

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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    google Holland.. and then the Netherlands... there is a difference... Cove (a dutch chap) enlightened me once...
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Thought he was a Chelsea fan?
     
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  10. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    He's Swansea_Utd_Chelsea_Netherlands_Everton_matth.<ok>
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    And Italian fan.
    Its rumoured he is a Liverpool fan next season
     
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