Scotch Independence - the countdown

spot on

 

Is that a known fact?

 

Or, she's just a ****.

 

That's a given. I secretly harbour thoughts of tying her up and force feeding her with pages of her plagiaristic ****e a la The Cook the Thief His Wife and Her Lover..

 

Left myself wide open there didn't I? I like that couple and think she' a **** so you have no way of winning this one!.

 

Ye gettin excited about the match tonite?

Am kinda lookin forward to it. It'll be interesting to see how both camps play it. Italy are notoriously slow starters and tend to do as little as possible (in other words boring ****s to watch) and England have summat to prove (heard a Steven Gerrard interview today saying more or less that between the lines).

 

This is the **** that inflicted us with Harry Potter and yoos guys are moaning about her wasting money on a lost cause ?

A shocking lack of perspective if you ask me

 

Still, it's a lesson to us all that you can make millions out of being a pastiche of others' work. The "Twilight" vampirey books and movies being another example.

 

Biased BBC reporting I think .

 

Too much beel

 

Shut yer face. Do ye know what I did to budgies when ah was a kid? I used to spray my sister's hairspray on her budgie to see if I could glide it.

So, be careful

 

Budgie is a very curious nickname for your sisters fanny !

 

Both have.

Rowling has given money a lot of money for MS research (I think) and them lotto winners have funded a lot of community projects and opened up a charity in their name I'm sure.

 

Nev sends an (genuine) email to the SNP:

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ps. That fat couple from Lararkshire who donated money to Yes Scotland have also donated millions to charity including helping out local children with sporting equipment etc.

 

I did spray her pet budgie's wings with hairspray, though. It didny glide, it just sat there looking furious. The funniest thing was that if I went near it's cage after that it would literally duck on it's perch, it would swing upside and downside on the perch every time I moved a hand near it.

The unfunniest thing was my dad battered me for cruelty. This was the moment I discovered irony.

 

When did they move Largs to Lanarkshire ?

 

Och there was nae harmony in your hoose

 

Are they in Ayrshire now? You can tell they've moved up in the world