YNBK try the Champ for an emotional roller coaster. I dare anyone to watch it and not cry, I'm getting emotional just thinking about it!
snappin ya banjo...hahahaha my mate snapped his abart a month ago, was laid on bathroom floor cryin like a little bitch. unlucky pet!!!
i had an epidural...im no ****ing idiot!!!!...like my midwife said...if you dont take the pain relief the baby doesnt come out with any extra bonuses so why suffer!! haha you are all sooooooo brilliant!!!
Jud it went numb so it wasnt too bad but I pulled out n it was like she was on her period! Major pain and sexual frustration for a week or so but a positive note penises heal quickly haha
SWW My girlfriend had the epidural, it didnt work, slowed down the birth and parylsed her so she couldnt walk so we where stuck in hospital til she could walk again! and she had 48 stitches in her minge ouch.
there is a stringy piece of skin that attaches the foreskin to the bell end, thats ya banjo. if it snaps, it hurts supposedly!!! only people that snap em, are the 1's that cant get em moist enough before eh YNBK
Champ…where he dies and the kids crying. Banjo is the the little string thing where the head is betweent eh head and shaft at the back… ooooooo
and she had 48 stitches in her minge ouch. ----------------------------- ive just spat coffee all over my computer you tosser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funniest thing av eva read!!!!
she ripped back to front and down the sides whats funny about that lol! Ye the ones that cnt get them moist or the ones that have a massive cock
On the kids trampoline in my garden at about 2 in the morning,amazing,all that extra bounce!! Helps with the penetration! My gardens overlooked aswell,but was so pissed didn't really care. Felt a bit sheepish the next day not knowing if the neighbours had seen anything. "Morning Mavis" ...AWKWARD!
just how ya said it mate...i can imagine 48 stitches in a ripped minge is less than funny....but saying it is piss funny. well not sure which you are mate, but they dont call you "small cock" for nothing!!!
I had a lovely birth...after my epidural i had a brew and a sarni and watched deal or deal then an hour later i pushed for a while and out she came!!!...despite the epidural i could still move my legs...and i gave birth with perfectly strightened hair and wearing a fetching Ted Baker number classy and cool under pressure!!...and always always fabulous!!!
JUD Im 6"2 and 18 stone I would look pretty stupid to have a 4 inch cock!!! Ive got a massive one and a lot to hammer it in with
Best place......on the beach in Skegness in 1987....she was a classy girl Leeds moment ....bournmouth.....we are going up we are going up !
