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o/t HDM woman's nose bitten off in Hessle

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by bum_chinned_crab, Mar 14, 2014.

  1. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    All it needs is for Dovers to make an appearance and it will complete.

    A perfect storm of a thread.

    It could then be closed or even better pruned and another thread created with all the clippings.


    God is not dead.
     
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  2. Happy Tiger

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    I have a sneaking suspicion that Dovey is actually the nose nosher.

    Anyhow, lunch time and I'm off to the pub for a quick snifter.
     
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  3. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Watch out for the cannibals. It seems they target pubs for their victims...
     
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  4. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    No chance that Dovers would carry on like that.

    Stop been ****.
     
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  5. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    A Rudgate Snifter?

    I'd go for a Pint of Nosecutter from Archers
     
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  6. Happy Tiger

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    Its Old Speckled Hen I'll be having, which when you think about it is essentially an old bird. No pecking though.

    7 mins to go and counting, stupid office clock was wrong so I thought it was 12:30 earlier.
     
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  7. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Good choice, can't turn my nose up at that, although it does tend to give me the whiffers. Make sure you settle the bill before leaving.
     
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  8. captain caveman

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    Who nose! Some people just seem to be able to sniff out trouble.
     
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  9. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    An interesting thread about the rhinovorous nature of drunk Hessleonians. One to watch. <ok>

    Why bite someone's nose off? Surely that's just a grade up from chewing off someone's arsehole?
     
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  10. DMD

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  11. DMD

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    Does it have a delicate bouquet?
     
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  12. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    It usually served without a head.
     
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  13. Amin Arrears

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    4 course meal

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  14. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Comes with a nice moustache garnish.
     
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  15. Boru

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    Mr Chu's OK but not if you like to eat with a knife and fork off a plate! Can't be doing with those little bowls and chopsticks.
    BTW I don't condone nose biting off either no matter how much provication.
     
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  16. balkan tiger

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    You will be ok with the Chinese, they just take your fingers off.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Can you imagine dribbles getting unleashed on this thread? <laugh>
     
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  18. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Think this is going too far now and I have to say I'm ashamed at some of these comments. Lets not forget theres a victim here. Imagine how she would feel reading some of these comments??

    Its probably a blessing in disguise her reading glasses keep falling down her face....
     
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  19. Lincoln Tiger

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    This is the thread that keeps on giving...
     
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  20. Kempton

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    I can't just read this thread and then bugger off without thanking everyone involved. Sam, Awsome, you are inspirational ! There is something wrong with you two, i'm not sure what,but there is.

    I can't help thinking though, how good would it be, if Brady got pissed again and started kicking off at you two. Please make this happen lads, it's my birthday soon.
     
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