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FAO - ST - and any other diabetic ****...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Jun 13, 2014.

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    Tell fuddy that if she still wants the pleasure of the Lanarkshire love god she's gonna have to work for it <ok>
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    This has the makings of a good 'Wid Ye' thread.

    Get the pics up Gambol <ok>
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, it's no nice to hear them talk like that, but perfectly inderstandable.
     
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    I don't fully understand diabetes.

    Would eating cakes be that bad for her, even in moderation?
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    This is a winning suggestion <ok>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I dunno, but her doc told her this week to cut it out.
     
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    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    Boots used to do a range of diabetic 'treats' chocolate, cakes and such.

    Not sure if they still do <ok>
     
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    I say **** the doc. She ate cakes up until the doc said she couldn't and she's still here.
     
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    Pancreas stops working either partially or fully, body stops producing insulin (which deals with sugar in the blood), your body has to rid itself of excess glucose and does so in your extremities (including eyes, and foreskin). Over time can cause blindness, loss of limbs, heart and liver disease and death.
     
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    Every diabetic health expert in the world says to avoid these foods.
     
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    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    I'm no expert so I'll take your word for it, just something I noticed whilst perving the fitties at the perfume counter <ok>
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Is it also true that diabetes leads to impotence?
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Some decent fanny there, right enough. Not so much the ones who apply their make up with a trowel though.
     
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    Aye, but only when yer cock falls off.
     
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    20 Gitanes a day will cure the urge.
     
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    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, you have to sort through the orange ones with drawn on eye brows but its usually worth it <ok>

    Always go to the till with the fittest bird no matter the lengh of the queue. This rule is also to be applied in supermarkets, with or without the mrs.
     
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    The diagnosis is a bit arbitrary,it depends on your sugar level.My quack said I was near the limit and I lost a stone and do fifty or sixty fastish lengths at the pool every weekday.It seems to have worked.My old bid had the condition and used to scoff a whole box of biscuits at one sitting.Pegged at 88 from something totally unrelated.
     
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    yeah my granny got it when she was 70 - died of cancer when she was 74 so may as well have carried on with the cake and the vino.
     
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    She has had a good innings, let her eat cake
     
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    <yikes>

    Gambol, this **** wants yer poor maw tae die, kick his **** in <grr>
     
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