England to Beat Costa Rica

I've got tally relatives coming round tomorrow and my English mate to watch the game.

Hoping for a decent bit of swedging

 

My English mate is boycotting our local as they missed out the England flag when they put the flags up for the world cup

 

That's petty as ****, nae need for it...







...your mate needs to man up.

 

I told him as much.

My mate thinks I'm some sort of internet troll and told me to troll their facebook and that

 

Mate? Away and ****, Bealey

 

He's real his name is Aaron

 

Aye, as real as yer burd

 

Ok you got me, Aaron isn't real I just use the name to include them in my rap songs

My burd is real though

 

Naw. She. Isny.

 

Aye. She. Is. Much. More. Real. Than. 'Fuddy'. Ya. Fud

 

Ok then, mitty bhoy, whit's her name, hair colour, and vital stats?

 

You first

 

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Ok, Im 5' 11", brown hair peppered with gray, and an 8 inch cock.

I really don't see what that's got to do with it, though.

 

It's to see if you are honest and true, which you are clearly not.

 

Ok, there's more grey in ma hair than brown. Happy now?

 

sad but very true!

 

My local boozer's iIrish and the owner put up the union flag for England - now every **** in there is moaning about it!

 

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Ahm gonnae get Mrs Gas to take a photie of ma cock and baws later just in case.