Hooked up with a new burd the other night SIGNIFICANTLY younger than me ...... but still legal. Natch Anyhooooo, first sesh 'on the job' and I brings out a 'Galaxy Ripple'. "What are you gonna do with that?" she asks. 20 mins later, I'm delving about inside her trying to retrieve the bit that had broken off. Moral of the story? Stick to Cadbury's Twirl
Eh? Your first go on a new burd and you're sticking chocolate in her? Why not your dick? I've done this, but only on birds I've been seeing for a while when we're both bored as ****.
Go for skooshy whipped cream right up the ****, lick it out, shove your cock in then shove it in her mouth.
I've got a low boredom threshold. If I cant do the pervy stuff first date, then I dump their ass and move on. The choc-kink is s.o.p (standard operational procedure). Tesco do a pack of four Galaxy Ripples for £1.39 It almost always ends with a facial cum-shot. If I'm feeling particularly dominant, I always take a trip to Brown Town too
Roll her on to her front and do her up the poop chute a la Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain and then demand more beans for tea. That should get her thinking.
It's true Judging from several hysterical txts and emails from 'conquests' over the past 5-6 years, I gather I am a walking, talking Festival of STI's
hope you guys realise that putting anything sugery on your womans ladyparts will give her a yeast infection
i dont need a science degree to tell you that you shouldnt feed bad bacteria their favourite food!!! come on boys, use your brains for once.
