Cash Machines

Why do people turn into spastics when using cash machines?

 

*****s with their money eh. <rhetorical>

 

usually women. go figure

 

What about those idiots who use the machine, take ages, then when they're eventually finished, pull out another ****ing card.

 

Cash Machines are ****s, last week i put my card in one and the ****er turned itself off.

 

I got stuck behind some dodgy **** in Saracen street in Possil who had about 12 cards and took £250 out of each one.

****in ragin, I only wanted a tenner

 

A brave man going to Saracen Streetl to use a card machine.

What a **** hole of a place Possil is.

 

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it's a hole

 

Aye, I went to Greggs a few years back and the burd serving me had a ****in beard!

My daughter used to go to nursery there too, the lassie who ran it was decent enough looking, but onw time I went in and you could literally see her tits through a see through blouse and she wasn't wearing a bra.

Go to the Yee man for a chinky, ****in dynamite.

Apart from that, it's a ****in hole of a place.

 

Why do women with obscene facial hair think no one will notice it?

Our divisional manager came into a place I once worked in. I called her Tash. I've no idea what her real name was.

 

I had to put £200 quid into my account using the cash machine after winning it in the bookies from a tenner

 

eh?

 

That's what I thought too ???

 

he lives life in reverse