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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Jesus Christ., Jun 11, 2014.

  1. FFS...<doh>
     
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  2. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Unfortunately he had relocated.<doh>
     
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    I'm more of a Burger King man. <smooch>
     
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  4. Lucas Talking

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    McDonalds was just a stop over for our famished hero. His real quest was to get on the Central Line at March Arch to shake-down 'dribbles' know associate 'cousin' who was known to frequent this train station. Perhaps she could give a clue as to his whereabouts.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Derailing defaid-pumping slag
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Or if not, drop his keks and give him a juicy gobble in the public convenience, ensuring they kept out of sight of dribbles.
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    They wanted to speak, but could not; tears stood in their eyes Dribbles was forgotten. They were both pale and thin; but those sick pale faces were bright with the dawn of a new future, of a full resurrection into a new life. They were renewed by love; the heart of each held infinite sources of life for the heart of the other. Gerrez and RHC had found each other and life would never be the same again.
     
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  8. Magic Ted

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    He readied himself, his erect penis in one hand and compass in the other. The look of hope glimmering in his eyes as he paced his way down the stairs of the train station, frantically panting as then, he spots her!
     
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  9. The Ides of March

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    Oh no, this is not her - this is that famous a drag queen ........!!
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's greez FFS <doh>
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world
     
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    This is a bit **** isn't it....
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He gasped audibly! Greez is a drag queen? And his wife [not married] is really himself in drag? He pondered many things, like "how did he get himself pregnant?"
     
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  14. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    and more importantly, "what is for dinner?"
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Oh yes!
     
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  16. The Ides of March

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    But you are loving it!! There on a plate was peculiarly shaped croissant!
     
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  17. Jesus Christ.

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    The more he stared, the more he realised it was shaped like a cock.
     
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  18. The Ides of March

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    That was hard, smooth and well-polished just like the finest marble
     
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  19. Fixed :)
     
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  20. Magic Ted

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    He proceeded to touch himself. This croissant was like none other, in a way, he felt connected with it, one with it. It had reminded him of a gentleman, or more precisely the gentleman's genitals. He went by the name 'RHC', and in that moment, as if it was fate, RHC rides through the door on a snail, flopping his cyst-ridden cock out!
     
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