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Big Night Out In Fife

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by rogueleader, Jun 24, 2011.

  1. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    muir was about 21 aswell <laugh> and he hated his burd :bandit:

    he was a fifer aswell! <laugh>
     
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  4. lone ranger

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    classy
     
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    Did he not also have problems passing his driving test ? <laugh>
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    nah, that was his burd, she passed in the end though once she realised that even though its called a blow job it works better when you sook the examiners cock rather than try to inflate him through his pisser <ok>
     
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    Why's it called a blowjob?
     
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    in underbelly last night a lassie on her 1st day of being a hooker started blowing on a guys dick when he asked for a blowjob <laugh>
     
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    to confuse you.

    I remember at school there was a story going about that one of the wee dirties was giving a guy a blowie but she blew instead of sucked and an air bubble got in to his blood stream and killed him <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

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    <grr>
     
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    School rumours were class, but ultimately crushing to those involved.

    I recall one where we said that a girl in our year had a sleepover, her pals woke up in the middle of the night and she wasn't in her bed, so they went to find her, and they walked into the kitchen to find her naked on the floor, with Pedigree Chum all over her minge and her dog was licking her out.

    Poor lassie <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> mean girls

    you're fugly edge
     
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    "the couple, who have since split up"

    <laugh><ok>

    Fcuking Fife inbreds <doh>
     
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    <yikes>
     
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  17. Kim Jong Il

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    there was also a girl who apparently sneaked in to the staff room during a school disco and fingered her self on the pool table.
     
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