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Vanishing Spray at the World Cup

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Party Hull!, Jun 11, 2014.

  1. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    Think it's a disgrace that we haven't discussed this in more detail. A real embarrassment. Shame of Not606.

    My concerns are;

    What if there's so many fouls that they run out of spray?
    What if it is sabotaged with Weedol?
    What if it is sabotaged with spray paint, creating a graffiti/vandalism catastrophe?
    What if the spray is from A to Z and has a faulty nozzle like all aerosols from that establishment?

    Has anyone even had a cursory thought about this??

    My head's all over the place. We need answers

    We need to know.
     
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  2. rovertiger

    rovertiger Well-Known Member

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    WTF are you going on about?
     
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  3. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Where is it that they've used it before - was it the ConFed Cup or South American champs perhaps? Ive defo seen it before.

    I think it's a good move and we'll no doubt see some bookings from it.
     
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  4. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    Have you perchance been sniffing said aerosol spray?
     
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  5. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    Better than vanishing spray, I think the ref should have an electronic strip he can put in front of the wall, where anyone who moves onto it before the ball is kicked gets a nasty shock strong enough to make their legs go jelly and hit the deck. That way the free kick taker gains an advantage from the wall defenders trying to cheat and can shoot through gaps if he anticipates them. Will teach cheating turds a lesson anarl.
     
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  6. tigerman11145

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    They used it at the U20 World Cup last year, they used shaving cream so I'm assuming this stuff still is
     
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  7. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    It looks like something you put on
    My juicy strawberries :)
     
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  8. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    Sold!

    Send me 10 punnets.

    I'll contact Howard Webb for the squirty cream.
     
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  9. Party Hull!

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    FAO Greengrocer.

    One more question if I may...

    Is it your fruit & veg stall that Ian Ashbee is always stood at every morning, chatting away?
     
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  10. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    FAO Greengrocer.

    One more question if I may...

    Is it your fruit & veg stall that Ian Ashbee is always stood at every morning, chatting away?
     
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  11. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    ffs

    I am now thinking about you squirting shaving foam over your "strawberries" prior to a quick shave.
     
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  12. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    No that's tommy coyles dad Chris!
     
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  13. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    Honest if you haven't seen it used yet that's what it looks like!
     
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  14. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    Right you are.

    Whose strawberries are best, his or yours?
     
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  15. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    If it's not Tommy's, don't tell him, he's mental.
     
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  16. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    He knows I'm the daddy! :)
     
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  17. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    Further questions;

    Who has the juiciest plums?

    Who has the longest courgettes?
     
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  18. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    Er! That'll be me again! :)
     
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  19. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    Chris is crazy! Very good friend but crazy as hell! :)
     
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  20. Crash Gate 9

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    Can someone use it on the Allams?
     
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