Revealed: Jose Mourinho's training videos...

Apparently the secret training video that Jose Mourinho shows to his players has been revealed to the public by a mole.

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Is that Kagawa?



Chelsea bus wouldnt be red, red is scientifically proven to be a winners colour

 

Disappointed. Expected a feature length video on advanced bus parking. 2 hours of bus parking wonder.

Instead we get this crap. The **** is this? For shame!

 

Park.

 

He hasn't reached the car park yet.

 

Surely the bus should be blue and surely doesnt spk for all training sessions


Their bus should also be headed by

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I dont want to go to the park with you unless you have cheese and cucumber sarnies

 

matth would play hide the cucumber while you ate the cheese sarnies.

 

If I looked as good in a suit as Mata though, thats understandable

 

matth has been quoted as saying he loves Mata because he's like a big teddy bear.

 

I know


Also quoted as taking the piss out of ppl who dont work, im prettly ****ing sure he doesnt the little scrote. He worries about twitter and utds next signing whilst in the real world, some cant find work and have to keep a roof over their families heads

But hes too dumb to understand as hes never been let loose on the real world

He wouldnt survive 5 minutes

 

He buys **** loads of electronics and game console stuff out of his benefits.

 

I have been '' let loose in the real world'' actually.

 

I'm not on benefits.

 

\in wha\t way?

 

i've got a job thank you very much.

 

Matth go out and nail some woman

 

Stop the charade matth, you have posted in the past that you are on benefits and don't work because of your "problem"

 

Yet others who dont work are a joke

No empathy = thick as pig ****

 

Incorrect.