Who's got the biggest dick on here

And if it's the former ST says "hello Doll".

 

This is not possible.

 

Nope. If you can explain what else your cock can do, I'm willing to take it on board

 

Honestly, it is. She looks like a cross between Yoda and Maggie Thatcher.

That picture she had in the Record was at least 20 years old.

 

Stop stealin ma patter

Av been using it for years, never worked, and ah will be right pissed off if it works for some **** before it works for me

 

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Remember I had the prem ejac problem?

Now I struggle to cum.

A good thing from the ladies' point of view, until they take offence